Out Cold
2001
Luke: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.
Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff. Rick: All right. So... you wanna hook up? Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick. Rick: (pause, lower) Soooo... ya still wanna hook up? (Jenny laughs)
Luke: This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.
Pig Pen: Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.
Luke: Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.
Lance: Hey. Hot sluts with tits. Rick: You don't need to do that anymore, remember Barry? Lance: Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me? Rick: Well you don't need to do that either...
Rick: You're pretty good with these kids. They seem to like you. Jenny: Well, I seem to have experience dealing with immature boys. Rick: Ouch.
Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.
Luke: (drunk) there you are, I've been looking for you, come inside, you look so beautiful and I wanted to see if you wanted to dance (Anna walks up) Luke: Not you, him and his white tuxedo
Luke: He's had a crush on that bench for years
Pigpen: Here's what I don't get, alright, is you met this chick and you got freaky-deaky with her and then poof. She disappears. How's there a problem with that?
Luke: You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.
John Majors: No offense short-stack but you give me the creeps.
Barry: So, uh, who's the "jaccuzi casanova?" Stumpy: (pointing at Luke) That's him right there Luke: Thanks Stumpy Stumpy: Yeah, they call him that because he had himself all up in it, lovin' it strong.
Stumpy: Hey, Pig Pen, you ever been in one of those lesbian chat rooms? Pig Pen: No... are they good? Stumpy: (looking away) Well, I don't know.
Stumpy: It's called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground.
Stumpy: I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!
Luke: Good evening. You all know the rules of King of the Mountain. Rule number one: you do not talk about King of the Mountain. Rule number two: there are no rules. Anthony: Uh, what about rule number one? Luke: That's more of a guidline than a rule, do not interrupt!
Eric Montclare: Luke, why don't you shut up before my fist makes an appointment with your ass? Luke: Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat, (grinning) technically, that was *flirting*...
Luke: (punches Pig Pen) A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man? Luke: Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.