One Hour in Wonderland
1950 (TV)
Edgar Bergen: Ok, magic boy, let's see who you really are. Slave in the Magic Mirror: What is it, son of the sapling? Edgar Bergen: I'll ignore that.
Edgar Bergen: I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I? Charlie McCarthy: No, I've been lucky so far. Edgar Bergen: Well, once upon a time, Charlie McCarthy: Here we go... Edgar Bergen: There was a child named Alice. She was a little girl. Charlie McCarthy: Say you have done research, haven't you? Edgar Bergen: One summer day she was seated on a riverbank, and she began to feel drowsy. Charlie McCarthy: Well, she should have watched where she was sitting. Or did you say drowsy?
Edgar Bergen: What's the matter Mortimer, car sick? Mortimer Snerd: No, I'm sick.
Co-host: Mortimer, you musn't be afraid of people. Goodness, I'm only a girl. Mortimer Snerd: That's the worst kind.