One Day at a Time

(Urging Barbara not to lose her virginity) Duane Schneider: Always remember, and please never forget: A man is like a bow-and-arrow, and a woman is like a target. Bow-and-arrow needs practice. Target doesn't.

Duane Schneider: (after hearing Ms Romano had a heart attack) Women don't get heart attacks. They give 'em.

Barbara Cooper Royer: I'm the only girl who has to go to Confession and make up sins.

Duane Schneider: (pretending to pick each other up) Do you wanna go to your place or mine? Ann Romano Royer: Both.

Julie Cooper Horvath: She's one of the most independent women I've ever met. Ann Romano Royer: She's not independent, she one of the most dependent women I've ever seen.

Julie Cooper Horvath: I feel like a woman, I've never felt more like a woman. David Kane: (uncomfortable) I'm gonna go home now.

Ann Romano Royer: That Was BVD. Ed Cooper, Julie's and Barbara's Father: BVD? Ann Romano Royer: Before Vicky, Darling.

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