Night Shift
1982
Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off!
Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?
Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!
Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise! (speaks into tape recorder) Call Starkist!
Chuck: This is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!
Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... (writing on chalkboard) PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really.
Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.
Bill Blazejowski: I wash my hands and my feet of you!
Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill? Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft. Chuck Lumley: Are you ok? Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.
Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that. Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what?
Bill Blazejowski: What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are suppose to do?
Bill Blazejowski: (picking up photo from desk) Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife? Chuck Lumley: Fiancée. Bill Blazejowski: Nice frame!
Bill: LOVE BROKERS!