Night of the Demons

1988

Stooge: Ang, you can't really believe this place is posessed. Sal: Nah, just reposessed!

Stooge: Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!

Suzanne: Do you guys have sour balls? Convenience Store Clerk: Why sure we do. Suzanne: Too bad. I bet you don't get many blow jobs.

Frannie: Oh Max, I don't bend that way.

Helen: Typical.

Stooge: Typical... Shut up and drive BITCH!

Suzanne: Run Judy, run! See Judy run!

Angela: Oh don't tell me you're leaving? Sal wanted to go... but he decided to stick around! (shot of Sal with a wooden stake through his heart)

Angela: (shouts) Come on! Your face looks fine. I have never seen anyone spend so much time in a mirror! Suzanne: Relax! I just wanna look good for the boys. You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope. Angela: Of course I did, and we're gonna scare the shit out of them.

Angela: Blessed be the sinners, for the day of atonement is at hand. Sal: Say what?

Stooge: (shouts) Festering fuckwads! You cannot take this bitch anywhere, man.

Angela: (possesed) Open the door, Rog. We don't want you, we want the bitch! You know we'd never hurt a nice little boy like you. Rodger: Go to hell, you dirty bastard! Angela: (possesed) Oh, not tonight my boy, not tonight. Rest assured we got something wonderful planned for you, so much pain, so much *sorrow*!

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