Night of the Creeps
1986
Detective Cameron: Well, girls, the good news is your dates are here. Sorority Sister: What's the bad news? Detective Cameron: They're dead.
Detective Cameron: What is this? A homicide, or a bad B-movie?
Detective Cameron: I suppose Rip Van Winkle would be the other body; where is it? Sergeant Raimi: The other body isn't here, sir. Detective Cameron: What? Did he have a date? Whaddya mean it isn't here?
Detective Cameron: What's this? Detective Landis: It was a grad student. He was scheduled to work here this evening. Detective Cameron: Looks like he worked a little too hard, huh?
(answering phone) Detective Cameron: Thrill me! Sergeant Raimi: Detective Cameron? Detective Cameron: No! Bozo the Clown!
(repeated line) Detective Cameron: Thrill me.
Detective Cameron: Corpses that have been dead for twenty-seven years do not get up and go for a walk by themselves!
Chris: Detective, other than confessing to a murder, is there a point to this conversation?