Nickelodeon Presents the Fairly OddParents in: Abra Catastrophe!
2003 (TV)
(about to be dissected by the apes. One pulls out a banana) Timmy: What are you gonna do? Smush that on my head? (the banana is really a drill)
(about being fairy godmother to the monkey, Bippy) Wanda: I don't know what's worse, the butt scratching or the scintillating conversation.
Denzel Crocker: If they don't dissect you, do you wanna come to my party on Friday?
Denzel Crocker: You know what this bow down needs? SHRIMP PUFFS. (shrimp puffs fall from the sky) Townspeople: AH. SHRIMP PUFFS.
(Timmy, disguised, threatens Crocker) Denzel Crocker: Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this? Wanda: (captured) I'm gonna let the fairy go? Denzel Crocker: NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.
Mom, Dad: And that's the truth.
Mom: Maybe Timmy's right. Maybe we do fudge the truth too much. Dad: Now honey, I'm sure Timmy's overreacting. Let's just pop in the tape and see how long it takes to catch ourselves in a little white lie. Mom: You're right. I'll bet there's not a single lie on any of these tapes. (Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape) Mom, Dad: The stork. Dad: Wow. That was quick.
Wanda: When are you going to let me out? Denzel Crocker: What's today? Wanda: Tuesday. Denzel Crocker: Wednesday, Thursday... NEVER!
Timmy: How hard can it be to find one stinkin' muffin? (party erupts in school cafetria for "Muffin Monday") Muffin Man: Oh boy. IT'S MUFFIN MONDAY. A.J.: I thought it was monkey Monday. Chester McBadbat: (angry) Aw, man! (pulls out muffler) Chester McBadbat: What am I supposed to do with THIS THING?
Chet: I'm Chet Ubowdown, and it's time TO BOW DOWN.
Cosmo: This could be a whole new adventure for us. Who knows what unique and interesting things monkeys could wish for? Bippy: Ook ahk. Cosmo: COOL. (Cosmo grants wish, bannana appears)
(Timmy flees the classroom) Denzel Crocker: Oh no you don't. You need a hall pass for that.
(a girl finds a boy with fairy godparents) Flashback Girl: Hey, are those fairy godparents? Flashback Boy: They sure are. (Godparents vanish forever because it's a rule) Flashback Girl: Loser.
(while the world is being ruled by apes) Cosmo: (sings) I love the species that throws their own feces.
(Timmy and Crocker are fighting in a sub-atomic universe) Timmy: You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom. (Timmy fires one of cupid's arrows, but...) Denzel Crocker: HA-HAAA! You MISSED! Timmy: (smugly) Wasn't aiming at ya.
Principal Waxelplax: Crocker! What's the meaning of this fork in my fanny? Denzel Crocker: Uh... It's Cupid's fork... Of love... I LOVE YOU! Principal Waxelplax: Well, this is so sudden... and unwanted.
Jorgen von Strangle: (after being cleared of memory) What was I going to do next? Cosmo: Uhhh... Scramble the fairies? Jorgen von Strangle: YES! I like to scramble the fairies!
Cosmo: I'm terrible at small talk! Ask me about the weather! Timmy: Uhhh... How's the weather? Cosmo: JEFF! See!