Nice Guys Sleep Alone
1999
Carter: I can't believe you rented a dog.
Carter: Too young. Pat: Not Forever.
Pat: Do you really want to fall in love with someone who doesn't appreciate a good cheeseburger?
Slick Willie: I take it this is your first experience with the Sweet Daddy?
Erin: I'm not wearing any underwear.
Erin: It's just sex. You have the whole rest of your life to be monogamous. Carter: That's just it Erin. I'm ready for the whole rest of my life to begin. I want to be in love with the next person I sleep with. I was the next person I sleep with to be the last person I sleep with. Erin: No guy hopes for that.
Maggie: When you sleep with a guy on a first date, you're TELLING him you're NOT interested in a relationship.
Pat: Canine ownership has nothing to do with mankind's love of animals. A guy gets a dog for one simple reason: to meet chicks.