Nice Dreams
1981
Chong: You know what we should in vest in? An old age home for hippies. Cause, think about it, hippies have been around since the 60's man, and now there isn't really a hip place for them to go anymore. So, you know, it would be a home where they could smoke all the dope they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know. Cheech: Oh yeah, we could call in 'Laidback Manor'.
Howie Hamburger Dude: Would you like to have a hamburger?
Sgt. Stedenko: The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.
Cheech: (talking to his plants) Oh, good morning, my darling. Oh, your buds are getting so big. Soon you'll need a training bra.
Chong: Hey, how much money do we have now? Cheech: All together? Chong: Yeah, all together? Cheech: Let's see, mmm, uh, oh man! We have 17 million dollars! Chong: Really? Cheech: Oh wait, well um, 17, something. Who cares, were rich, man.
Sgt. Stedenko: You know we can not trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it.
Sgt. Stedenko: (talking to a lizard) You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do...
Cheech: Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke this shit happens. Chong: Hey, wait a minute man, how come every time I do coke you say that 'every time you do coke' thing?
Cheech: Yeah real funny man... so funny I forgot to laugh...