Neighbors
1981
Ramona: I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really.
Vic: We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.
Vic: We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you? Earl Keese: Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house! Vic: Why would I? Earl Keese: You just did. Vic: I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says. Earl Keese: I never say it. Vic: I don't blame you.
Ramona: God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?
Ramona: I don't care about your weight or your false teeth. Earl Keese: I haven't got false teeth! Ramona: I'm sorry, I guess they just look false.
Vic: Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?
Pa Greavy: Well, I hear you got a whore in there. Earl Keese: Who told you that? Pa Greavy: That's what I heard. Earl Keese: Well, you heard wrong. Pa Greavy: You ain't got a whore in there? Earl Keese: No. Pa Greavy: Wouldn't know where I could find one? Earl Keese: Of course not! Pa Greavy: One shows up, let me know?
Ramona: Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory. Promise you won't go away. Earl Keese: You're really wonderful! Ramona: That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?
Vic: Stay here on the outer limits of the dead end zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry folks, but you can color us gone.
Ramona: You should have slipped it through the mail slot while you had the chance, Earl.
Vic: We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP.