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Near Dark

1987

Caleb Colton: I sure haven't met any girls like you. Mae: No, you sure haven't.

Severen: Cut the shit. I know you're awake. I can smell it.

Bartender: What do you people want? Jesse: just a few more minutes of your time. About the same duration as the rest of your life.

Mae: Listen to the night, it's deafening.

Loy Colton: Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir.

Jesse: Let's put it this way: I fought for the South. We lost.

Severen: Hey, Jesse, remember that fire we started in Chicago?

Severen: We keep odd hours.

Severen: Fasten your fuckin' seat belt.

Homer: The name's Homer. H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it... and I wouldn't... wanna... be you.

Severen: How you doin', Jess? Jesse: Like shit! How 'bout you? Severen: I'm down to my last inch of skin!

Mae: Look, I'll take care of him! Homer: You can't, Mae. I turned you, I taught you. Mae: Well I turned him and I can teach him! Severen: (smirking) What's the matter, Homer? You jealous? 'little too little to be jealous. Homer: Y'have any idea what it's like to be a big man on the inside and have a small body on the outside? Severen: You have ANY idea what it's like to HEAR about it every NIGHT?

Severen: Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.

Severen: I hate it when they ain't been shaved.

Severen: It ain't what's goin' on, son. It's what's comin' off. Your face. Clean off.

Severen: (sucking blood off his fingers) It's finger-lickin' GOOD!

Jesse: I taught Severen everything he knew, but not everything I know.

(first lines) Caleb Colton: (crushing a mosquito) Dumb suck.

(last lines) Mae: Caleb, what's happening? Caleb Colton: I brought you home. Mae: I'm afraid. Caleb Colton: Don't be. It's just the sun.

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