Nash Bridges
1996
(Trying to identify a suspect Nash spoke to on the phone) Nash Bridges: Joe, you remember that electronic tone we heard when I was talking on the phone? You think he could be wearing a hearing aid? Joe Dominguez: What? Nash Bridges: You think he could be wearing a hearing aid? Joe Dominguez: What? Nash Bridges: You think he could... oh, very funny.
Harvey Leek: Hey, Nash! You still remember who I am, don't you? Nash Bridges: Okay! Listen! Everybody, listen! I remember everybody. Alright? I didn't hit my head that hard. Evan Cortez: Hey, Nash, you remember me? Nash Bridges: You I meant to forget.
(Joe notices a girl on a poster advertising sex on the side of a bus) Joe Dominguez: Hey, the girl on that poster looks like your daughter. Nash Bridges: Yeah! (looks at it a second time) That IS my daughter.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
(Nash and Joe go after a guy who attacked them with a monster truck) Joe Dominguez: Can't we take a bigger car? Or a bus, perhaps?
(about Harvey) A.J. Shimamura: Jerry Garcia's been dead for months. When's he going to take off that armband? Nash Bridges: Probably when his LSD runs out.
(Antoine breaks into a car to dispose of the bomb in the trunk) Nash Bridges: Antoine, what are you doing? Antoine Babcock: Misspent youth!
Joe Dominguez: Nash! Where have you been? Why didn't you call? Nash Bridges: My cel-phone battery was dead. I was out on the water. Joe Dominguez: I... I... why didn't you call? Nash Bridges: I told you. My battery was dead. Joe Dominguez: Man, you had us so scared! You should've called! Nash Bridges: Hey, am I speaking English? Joe Dominguez: Well, we thought you were dead! (Nash laughs) Nash Bridges: You thought I was dead 'cause I didn't call? Joe Dominguez: No, we thought you were dead 'cause of the massive explosion up at the storage yard! (Nash looks at Joe in shock) Joe Dominguez: The whole place went up. There's nothing left. Nash Bridges: Not the 'Cuda! The 'Cuda's gone? Joe Dominguez: No, the 'Cuda's fine.