MythBusters

2003

Host: I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

Host: Hell or high water we are gonna get him back out! We leave no man behind on MythBusters man!

Narrator: Adam and Jamie have never been afraid of going deep.

Host: (operating shark-punching Buster) Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.

Host: (over radio) This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over!

Host: Jamie wants big boom! Host: Down, boy!

Host: Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more.

Host: I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain.

Host: Am I missing an eyebrow?

Host: I kinda like it in here, it's private!

Host: Remember, don't try this at home. Host: We're what you call "experts".

Host: We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters.

Host: I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you. Host: All right, I'll go put on the suit. Narrator: What did I say about dressing up? Host: (dancing in Redman suit) Yeah! You can shake your booty in this!

Builder: All right! Looks like it's time to pack Buster's bags for the Bahamas. What do you think he'd wear? Shorts or a little thong? Host: I... I don't know if Buster has enough actual flesh down there for a thong, but a... Host: He's got no butt at all, in fact he doesn't even have any legs.

Host: (covered in tomato juice) I think it's working!

Host: So what's in these things? Host: Supposed to be vinegar and water. (takes a sip of feminine hygiene products and spits it out) Yeah, tastes like vinegar and water. (starts laughing) I just took a taste test. (continues laughing)

Builder: I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver!

Host: (wearing a pilot's helmet) Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier, do you read, over? Host: (looks around) Errr... Yeah! (Adams laughs)

Host: (sticks on a Shock Watch sticker) This is the source of all my special powers!

Host: Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything!

Builder: The "Shrammer"!

Host: Give it your best shot! Come on!

Builder: Mmmmmm... Yummy!

Builder: He's gonna die... but it's gonna look great.

Host: (holding a floatation barrel) The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them! Builder: Has he watched the show?

Builder: (christening the Orca V. Bottle does not break) Ewww... How the heck do they do this? Narrator: (Kari tries to break the bottle repeatedly) It's made of "stern" stuff, Kari!

Builder: (laughing) Bullseye!

Builder: (the Shrammer rams into the Orca V) Oh, camera in the water! (laughs)

Builder: Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable. Host: It's not a myth. We're just idiots.

Host: Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave. Host: What's that? Host: What?... Nothing!

Host: (wearing a wetsuit) I feel kinda sexy!

Host: (Adam writes "Crash" Hyneman on Jamie's Helmet) What the hell are you writing out there?

Builder: (smells Adam) You smell like a Bloody Mary!

Host: Good shot, Adam! Host: Thank you, Uncle Jamie.

Builder: (After Adam gets shocked by the ark) Do you feel God?

Host: I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius.

Host: When will the fun ever stop?

Host: (Jamie is holding a duck) Quack, damn you! Host: He looks like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck.

Host: Jamie, marinade!

Host: (pours tomato juice over himself) Wow, this is like performance art!

Host: (holds a duck to the camera) Do you have anything to say to the ducks back home?

Host: (fills a truck with vacuum cleaners) Do we suck or what?

Host: And that was the end of Adam's Television career. Host: No! (punches Jamie in the arm)

Builder: (hi-fives Scottie) Giant industrial pogo stick! Nice!

Host: (sits on his hovercraft with pizza boxes taped to his arms) I think we may have something here!

Host: (Christine and Tory tape pizza boxes to Adam's arms) We're at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus!

Host: Well, that's a bright light you got going there, buddy!

Host: This kills you! (points to a .30-06 bullet) This kills you and everyone else in the room! (points to a .50cal bullet)

Host: Ninety-two feet to the top of the pulleys! Builder: Ninety-two feet to the dead bird! (Jamie laughs)

Host: How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?

Host: (After spectacularLY destroying two semi-trucks) It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset.

Host: This is your head! (Touches ballistics gel) This is your head with an axe in it! Are we clear?

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