My Stepmother Is an Alien
1988
Alien leader: Earthmen will fall to their knees, betray their country and give way valuable real estate for a desirable woman.
(reporting to her father that her stepmother is more than she seems) Jessie Mills: I saw her drink the battery juice from your Honda!
Ron Mills: BABY!
Lucas Budlong: Thinks he's cute, doesn't he? Ron Mills: Yes, but I was mother's favorite!
Ron Mills: Oh, that was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ron Mills: I mean, ehh, ehh, second most beautiful... Ron Mills: Third... Ron Mills: A dog!
Celeste Martin: (After changing to new dress in Dr Mills' car) Is this acceptable? Steven Mills: Is the drool apparent?
Steven Mills: Would you mind if I kissed you? Celeste Martin: Does it hurt? Steven Mills: Not the way I do it.