My Little Pony: The Movie
1986
Draggle: We wouldn't lie. Hydia: I told you I don't care if you lie, just not to me!
Molly: It's the ugliest thing I've seen! Danny: Reminds me of your friend Laurie. Molly: Does not!
Hydia: It's time you two do-nothings DID something! Draggle: Uh... I pulled the wings off a fly last week! Reeka: Uh, I fried a worm! Hydia: Aah, small time stuff! I'm talking about something big! Reeka: Uh, uh, I could fry two worms!
Hydia: Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I bought you! You just aren't bad enough for your own good!
Hydia: Why can't you be mean, like Aunt Eureka? She fed her victims till they almost burst! Then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika. She always did her best to do her worst!
Hydia: We're witches, wizards and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase doorlocks! We've turned princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants, soldiers and sailors into swine! We've never been accused of being angels, but as for being devils, we're divine!
Hydia: One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What've you done? Zip! A big fat zero!
(trying to trick eachother into getting the phlume) Draggle: Why, Reeka dear, you look a little pale! I fear you aren't feeling at your best! I hope you haven't come down with a chill... Perhaps you need to take a little rest! Reeka: What about all the work we have to do? You're not going to do it all alone, are you? Draggle: Why, Reeka darling, what are sisters for? Not to worry, not to worry! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! You go relax in your room! I'll collect the muck and mire; I wouldn't want you to perspire; All you have to do is get the phlume!
Reeka: Draggle dear, I just now had a flash! I still owe you a birthday gift or two! I suffered from a lack of ready cash, but now I'd like to make it up to you! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! Each humble job I'll assume! I'll be working overtime, collecting mold and filth and slime... all you have to do is get the phlume!
(Reeka shoves Draggle, who runs into Hydia. The bucket of ingredients falls into the Volcano) Hydia: You... you... you clumsy pea-brain! Look what you've done! Draggle: It doesn't... I mean... you were going to throw it in anyway, weren't you? Hydia: Oh... it's not the same!
Hydia: Gorgeous! Ponyland is turning dark, dank, and dreary! The little ponies are doomed! Draggle: Then we'll be all alone up here. Hydia: Splendid! We don't need anybody else! Reeka: (eating) Want some? Draggle: What is it? Reeka: Stuffed bat wings! Mmm, good! Draggle: (eating one) Are you sure we don't need anyone?
Draggle: Reeka's right, the smooze worked without it! Hydia: Without what? Draggle: Uh oh! Hydia: Without what? Draggle: Nothing! Hydia: Then EAT! Reeka: Ewwww! Hydia: EAT! Draggle: No, please! Don't make us eat ice cream!
Draggle: Well... well... well... when we got the stuff to make the Smooze, we uh, we uh, we forgot the phlume! Hydia: You forgot the PHLUME? Reeka: It was an honest mistake, Mama! Hydia: What... did you... call me? Reeka: Sorry, Hydia! I didn't mean to call you Mama! Hydia: I'm giving you one last chance, girls! Get the phlume, or GET A ROOM!
Draggle: Y'know, maybe we should get a room! Maybe it's time to move out, get a place of our own! Reeka: Live with you? I'd rather get the phlume! Draggle: Well, that's fine with me!
Reeka: What a day! First the phlume, now Ahgg! Draggle: We have to do everything! Reeka: This is it, I mean it! I'm through after this! From now on Hydia can do everything herself! Draggle: Are you going to tell her? Reeka: Don't bother me!
(Reeka and Draggle look down a chasm) Reeka: Ahgg, you in there? (A roar fills the air) Draggle: He's in there! Reeka: We need your help, Ahgg! (Another roar) Draggle: Please, Ahgg, don't be difficult! (Another roar as two giant legs swipe at the witches) Reeka: (holding out a plate) Nice Ahgg, here! I fixed something special for you! (Ahgg grabs the plate from Reeka. Crunching is heard) Draggle: Ah, he likes it! Reeka: Does that mean you'll help? (A giant belch comes from the chasm) Draggle: Is that a yes or a no?
Hydia: Return to the volcano! It's our only chance! Reeka: You said nothing could stop the smooze! Hydia: I lied!
Draggle: I thought we didn't need anybody else! Is that another lie? Reeka: Put us down, Rainbow, please put us down! Hydia: No! Don't put us down! Don't do that! (The Rainbow drops the witches, who fall into the Smooze in the volcano) Reeka: You! You and your smooze! Draggle: Oh, it's all your fault... Mama! Hydia: This is NOT my fault! And don't call me Mama! Draggle: Mama! Reeka: Mother! Draggle: Mommy! Reeka: Ma!
Reeka: (laughing) I love it when the wolf tries to eat Little Red! Draggle: Me too! But she always gets away. Reeka: Aah, but maybe this time she won't! Turn the page! Draggle: You turn it! I turned the last one! Reeka: But I'm eating! Draggle: Oh, you're always eating!
Hydia: Now in order to make the Smooze, we'll need a few things... (shoves a long list into Reeka and Draggle's faces) Hydia: Go get 'em! Reeka, Draggle: (reading the list) Um, mold, mildew, muck, mire, fungus, slime, rust, and... and... PHLUME! Hydia: Yes, phlume! Draggle: Not phlume, Hydia, don't make us get phlume! Please don't! Reeka: Look at all the other things on the list that says "not phlume!"
Hydia: Knock it off! Draggle: Yes, Mama! Hydia: (angry) WHAT... did you call me? Draggle: I... I'm sorry, Hydia! I, I didn't mean to call you "Momma!" Reeka: Yes, she did! Draggle: I did not! Reeka: Did too! Hydia: SHUT UP!