Mulan II
2004 (V)
Captain Li Shang: You're only duty is to the Emperor!
Mushu: (about Mulan's engagement) My little baby's gettin' married!
Fa Mulan: An arranged marriage?
Fa Mulan: Mushu! What're you doing here? Mushu: Hey, where ever you go I go, girl! Fa Mulan: (laughs)
Fa Mulan: But I have another duty... to my heart.
Mushu: (hiding behind a wheelbarrow as Mulan and Shang come by on their horses) This is gonna be delicious!
Fa Mulan: (to Mushu) You're my most trusted friend! (hugs him) Mushu: (starting to cry) Oh, that did it!
Captain Li Shang: No one should marry a person they don't love.
Fa Mulan: (singing) Like a cloud, you are soft. Like bamboo you bend in the wind. Creeping slow you're at peace because you know... it's okay to be afraid.
Captain Li Shang: (to Mulan) Will you do the honor of marrying me?
Captain Li Shang: (to the Emperor) This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men. Fa Mulan: China's most honored, and nobal soldiers. (Later, Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po tumble clumsily out of a carraige)
Mushu: It seems like just last month, you and me were fightin' off Huns and saving China! Fa Mulan: It was last month.
Mushu: I seems like only last month, you and me were fightin' off the Huns and saving China! Fa Mulan: It WAS last month.
Mushu: (doing a perfect voice imitation of Mulan on a dummy outside Shang's tent) General Shang? General Hard-headed Bachelor is how you say it! Everything's got to have a strategy! Captain Li Shang: (barely awake) Mulan? Mushu: (still sounding like Mulan) The man can't brush his teeth without a back-up plan! Captain Li Shang: (awakening slightly) Huh? Mushu: (still imitating) I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't reallize there wasn't much sitting on top of that! And that garlic breath... (no longer imitating) Whoo-wee! That boy can be a pain! Oh no! Captain Li Shang: (Shang gasps and covers his mouth, then kicks off the blanket and marches outside-muttering) Where is she?
Mushu: I just got some exfolitating cream in my eye!
Fa Mulan: (singing) You have begun! Children: (singing) Lesson number lesson number lesson number lesson number le-sson num-ber one!
Mei: Fa Mulan it's love! Yao and myself, Chien Po and Su... Ting Ting: And myself and Linggy Bear- I mean Ling.
Captain Li Shang: M'Lord, I love Mulan!
Captain Li Shang: M'Lord, I love Mulan. And I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here. (Takes Mulan's hands) Right now.
Mei: (about Yao- dreamily) Did you see the way he looked at me? Ting Ting: Who? The gorilla with the bad eye? Mei: Gorilla? (Hugs a pillow) He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear. Su: But you didn't even talk to him. Mei: A true romanric can tell. He may be... coarse on the outside, but on the inside... Ting Ting: He's gross? Mei: (Glaring) I mean under that. Su: He smells? (Mei throws a pillow at her) Ooof! Mei: I can see past my nose. (She crawls over to Su and Ting Ting) Deep down. Deep DEEP down WAY down... ! (Grabs a pillow and hugs it) There's something. Su: (Giggling) Oh! Ting Ting! I think she's in love!
Captain Li Shang: AND NEXT TIME DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST! (Stomps away) Yao: What's with him? Fa Mulan: Grrrrr! (stomps away) Yao: What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?
Captain Li Shang: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me? Fa Mulan: (Mulan takes his hand and smiles) Ah, there's nothing to forgive.
Captain Li Shang: (after being asked about having children) As many as possible! Fa Mulan: Oh, maybe one or two!
Fa Mulan: (after being asked if their wedding is going to be big) Absolutely! Captain Li Shang: Oh ho no! Captain Li Shang: Blue! Fa Mulan: Pink! Captain Li Shang: Mild. Fa Mulan: Spicy! Captain Li Shang: Yes! Fa Mulan: No!
Fa Mulan: What is it with men and asking directions?
Captain Li Shang: (to Mulan, surrounded by little girls) Is there some place private we can talk? Sha-Ron: (shaking his arm) We can go to my house!
Mei: How can you do that?! How can you look right at someone, realize you share a special connection, and then just - Ting Ting: I know where my duty lies, Mei. Do you?
Captain Li Shang: (rubbing the back of his head and peeking his head in Mulan's room) Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement. Fa Mulan: (making a face) Really?... Who? Captain Li Shang: (both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Mulan's front yard) China.