Mr Saturday Night

Buddy Young Jr.: For me, my family was like, uh, Dances With Jews. Oh sure, we had names for our relatives like they had in that movie. Reporter: What do you mean? Buddy Young Jr.: Well, we had "Eats With His Hands," "Spits When He Talks," "Makes Noise When He Bends," "Sweats Like a Pig," "Whines In a Cab," "Never Buys Retail," "Shaves His Back."

Buddy Young Jr.: Who do you have to screw to get a vodka? Sidney: Me. Buddy Young Jr.: Make it a ginger ale.

Stan: Buddy, my whole life I listened to ya' bellyache about your luck. Well, you are where you are because of who you are.

Buddy Young Jr.: I'll never forget what my Uncle Moe said about little girls. He said, "Officer, she said she was 18!"

Buddy Young Jr.: I didn't take your life, Stan. I gave you one. Stan: Yeah, but you coulda been nicer.

Announcer: Announcer: "And now, the star of our show, the kamikaze of comedy! Fasten your seat belts, put on your crash helmets; because here he comes... Mr Saturday Night... Buddy Young, Junior!"

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