Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
2003
Kenny Blankenship: Hey, Vic, do you think Freddy Krueger can kick Jason's ass? Vic Romano: I don't want to know anything about your friends, Ken.
Vic Romano: And they're off! Kenny Blankenship: (looking at a big-breasted girl wearing a pink shirt) Yeah, especially those two in the pink. Vic Romano: Kenny!
Vic Romano: (a female contestant falls off the Rotating Surfboard of Death before Vic gets a chance to say her name) And next up for the Republicans - oh! Well, that was pointless. Kenny Blankenship: Short-term. Vic Romano: Right you are!
Vic Romano: (Vic is ogling a female contestant through a telescope) Ooh, yeah... Kenny Blankenship: C'mon, Vic! Lemme look! Vic Romano: No, Kenny! Last time you borrowed my telescope, I got pinkeye!
(Repeated line) Kenny Blankenship: Nose-nuggets!
(during a game of Sperm Wheelers) Vic Romano: Next up, it's Craig Simmons, creator of "Weightlessness Watchers". Kenny Blankenship: Yeah, for fat astronauts. Vic Romano: Right you are, Ken. Kenny Blankenship: *Ass*-tronauts. Vic Romano: Kenny! Kenny Blankenship: *Ass*-tronauts. Vic Romano: All right, Kenny... Kenny Blankenship: *Ass*-tronauts. Vic Romano: Kenny!
(repeated line) Captain Tenneal: Get it on!
(Guy is holding a tray of food) Guy LeDouche: Cookies LeDouche!
Guy LeDouche: And now, Guy salutes the movie musical. Hit it, me! (Guy dances and sings) Guy LeDouche: Hey, look at me, I'm limber / My friends call me The Ripper / Now let's go to the Skipper!
(repeated line) Captain Tenneal: Let's go!
(about a contestant in "Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement") Vic Romano: He's a sheet rocker moonlighting as a tub caulker. Kenny Blankenship: Tub caulker? He likes fat chicks? Vic Romano: I wouldn't know, Kenny. Kenny Blankenship: So what does he do with his caulk? Vic Romano: He puts it in the crack. Kenny Blankenship: Oh, so he's in porn, then. Vic Romano: Kenny, listen, he's in construction. Kenny Blankenship: (confused) You say he sticks his caulk in the crack, but he's in construction... I thought you said he was a sheep stalker. Vic Romano: I said a *sheet rocker*. Plus, I was talking about caulking compound. Kenny Blankenship: He built a place to do this? Vic Romano: Caulking! It's used to fill cracks! Kenny Blankenship: Am I missing something here? Vic Romano: Well, thanks to you, Kenny, we've pretty much missed this entire run!
(during the Monster Special episode, a contestant is dressed as a giant fish) Vic Romano: Next up, Harley the Carp! The mascot for "I Can't Believe It's Carp", the tangy butter substitute. Kenny Blankenship: (singing) It covers my toast like a stinky fishy tarp... I know it's not butter, but. Vic Romano: (sings along) I Can't Believe It's Carp!
(Guy is interviewing a contestant who burps loudly) Guy LeDouche: You are so turning on Guy...
Captain Tenneal: So, Outdoorsmen and Educators, one team deals with savage animals, the other likes to hunt and fish.
Kenny Blankenship: (Kenny and Vic watch a guy on Big Brass Balls almost lose his gold ball, then lose his balance and fall into the safety net) See, his ball is popped, and the next thing you know, he's in the net bobbing for balls. Vic Romano: Not unlike Guy on a Friday night.
Contestant: You want some of this? Vic Romano: Here, of course, transsexual mafia hit man, Mr and Mrs Smith! Kenny Blankenship: Is there really a gay mafia? Vic Romano: Of course there is, Ken, they run the entertainment Indus - (gets cut off by a colored screen and a beeping sound) (after a couple of seconds the action is put back on) Of course, there's no gay mafia. It's an industry run by talented and gifted men and women. Kenny Blankenship: Oh, lesbians! Vic Romano: Right you are, Ken.