Monkeybone

2001

Stu Miley: Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey!

Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me. Kitty: What a lucky girl!

Monkeybone: I left my number in your undies!

Hypnos: I can't believe it, we give him a body and he sends us dogs?! Kitty: Let's not think about dogs... Let's think about pussycats...

Julie: It looks so... new. Stu: Well that's because it is new! Julie: But the heirloom - your grandmother's ring-- Stu: What?? You want a used ring?!

Stephen King: How about that nightlight I asked you for? Edgar Allen Poe (to King) : King You Pussy! Stephen King: Bite me Poe!

Doctor: (while in a van chasing a runaway possessed corpse) Wait! We are doctors. We won't hurt you, we only want your organs!

Stu Miley: So how long have you been in here? Steven King: 25 Years. I steal the golden ticket and Cujo gets to use it.

Organ Donor Stu: What is wrong with my neck? Doctor: You broke it, you're an organ donor!

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