Monk
2002 (TV)
Adrian Monk: (surveying a crime scene) Stove. Lt Gitomer: Over here. It's in the kitchen. Adrian Monk: No... I mean MY stove. I-I think I left it on.
Captain Stottlemeyer: (referring to Monk) How does he do it? I have two eyes, I see everything that he sees, but... I don't see what he sees.
Miranda St. Clair: Is-is this a joke? Someone tries to kill my husband and you send in Rain Man?
Miranda St. Claire: Tell me, Mr Monk, do you lie awake at night thinking of ways to disrupt my husband's campaign? Warren St. Claire: Now, Miranda... Adrian Monk: No ma'am, I lie awake at night and try not to think at all.
Adrian Monk: How tall are you? Captain Stottlemeyer: Six feet. Adrian Monk: Really. Captain Stottlemeyer: Five-eleven.
Miranda St. Clair: I'm told you're germophobic, afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and... milk. Sharona: We're working on the milk. We're making great progress on the milk.
Adrian Monk: Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not...
Adrian Monk: Q.E.D., Quod erat demonstrandum; thus it is proved.
Sharona Fleming: How does it feel, always being right? Adrian Monk: Terrible.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure Howdy Doody was a puppet!
Adrian Monk: I love my hands; even though I don't use the left one as much... I still love it.
Adrian Monk: Yer bringin' down the MONK, man. Yer bringin' us all down.
Sharona Fleming: What is THAT? Adrian Monk: It's something called "style". You wouldn't understand.
Sharona: You're going straight to hell. Adrian Monk: I am in hell.