Micki + Maude

1984

Maude Salinger: (during labor) I'm fine, except for some incredibly painful spasms which let me know that there IS a God, and He's a sexist pig!

Rob Salinger: I don't want to divorce, Micki, I just want to marry Maude. Leo Brody: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Rob Salinger: I've been with her for ten years. I can't give them up just like that. And it's have your cake and eat it too. Leo Brody: What do you mean? Rob Salinger: To eat it and still have some left, that is the trick. Leo Brody: Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You're about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and now you're correcting my grammar?

Nurse Mary Verbeck: (in the scrub room before Micki's surgery) They know. Dr Elliot Fibel: They know what? Who? Nurse Mary Verbeck: The Salingers. They know I worship your body like a French cathedral. Dr Elliot Fibel: I don't care who knows, Mary. You're my woman and I'm your man! Dr Elliot Fibel: (they kiss passionately) Never the less, if they can keep a secret, ha ha, so can I. (they kiss again)

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