Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers
2004 (V)
Minnie: Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah... Daisy: Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life. Minnie: Well, what'd you mean? Daisy: Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister... (imitating Donald, both laughing)
Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome. Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means. Minnie: Our love is, forbidden? Daisy: Bingo. Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.
Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here? Mickey Mouse: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! (Pluto's tail falls out) Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you'd said. Donald Duck: No! Mickey Mouse: (after being carried by Donald) Hey! Hey! Put me down! Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy! Mickey Mouse: (copies Donald's line) Captain Pete is the bad guy? (Mickey is let go, cut to Donald) Donald Duck: Huh? What? Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess? Donald Duck: Exactly. Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers. Donald Duck: It was all a lie. Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we? Donald Duck: You said it! (Rips uniform off) Donald Duck: It's every duck for himself! Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess? Donald Duck: (sadly) I, uh, um... I was hiding. Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage Donald. (Donald looks at him sadly) Come on, I'll be right beside you, because we're friends. (Both look at each other) Donald Duck: (sadly) I just can't. I'm sorry. (Runs away) Mickey Mouse: Donald! (run continues) Donald. (Pluto whines)
Mickey Mouse: This is it guys, when these doors open, we got to make a very first impression. (Donald stands, Goofy licks hair, then stands) Mickey Mouse: Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys. Donald Duck: Bad guys? Mickey Mouse: (seriously) So, stay alert! Donald Duck: (to Goofy) You heard him! Stay alert! Goofy: Aye-aye sir! (looks around, sees something strange with an ax) Goofy: Bad guy! No! Whoa! Mickey Mouse: Goofy! (Goofy attacks himself) Goofy: Gwarsh! He pulled an ax on me. (Shows an ax)
Minnie: Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. (Flowers magically transformed into butterflies) Minnie: And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh. Daisy: You're majesty. (pops on Mickey's body) Daisy: It's time to cut the cheese. (Record needle scratches) Minnie: What? What? Daisy: Here we are. Roquefort anyone? (Knife shines) Goofy: Knife! Donald Duck: Bad guy! Mickey Mouse: Grab her! Daisy: Oh no. (Mickey, Donald and Goofy accidently attacked on her) Daisy: (during the attack) Ahh! Help! Ahh! Minnie: Oh! Unhand her! Release her! Stop it! (the fighting stops) Minnie: Drop her! (Mickey, Donald and Goofy dropped Daisy) Minnie: She is my lady in waiting!
Pete: I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.
Mickey Mouse: Together we'll save the princess, or die trying. (he and Goofy run off; Donald stays behind) Donald Duck: Die? (Mickey and Goofy return and drag Donald away) Die?
Mickey Mouse: All for one... Goofy: And two for tea!
Mickey Mouse: En garde! The Beagle Boys: "En garde"? French words make me mad!
Pete: It's all over, Mickey, and you're all alone. And now with you out of the picture, getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie. (Goofy and Donald appear behind Pete) Mickey Mouse: Wanna bet? Pete: That's a sucker bet. Donald Duck: (hits Pete over the head) Yeah! You're the sucker!
The Troubadour: (sung to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony) This is the end! / This is the end! / That Donald Duck has left for Mickey Mouse to drown. Chorus: He let him drown! The Troubadour: And Goofy trusted him, but Donald let him down. Chorus: He let him down! The Troubadour: We all berate him / Because we hate him / He's a traitor, vacillator / He's a lousy second rater / Mangy mallard! Chorus: He's a coward! The Troubadour: Donald's destiny has soured / It's the end! Donald Duck: (Quacks angrily and smashes the troubadour's lute) I'll show you, you doggone tortoise! The Troubadour: That way, Tiger.
Donald Duck: Musketeers need guys like me that are brave. Mickey Mouse: (not understanding Donald) Yeah and guys that are brave, too. Donald Duck: That's what I said. Brave.
Musketeers: Evil doers cower in fear / When they see the Musketeers / Saving Minnie is our duty / Mess with her, we'll kick your - Huh!
Pete: It's just you and me, Mickey. Mano a mouso.
Pete: I didn't say drop a safe on her, you dolt! I said keep her safe! The Beagle Boys: Well, that's good, 'cause we missed her.