Men in Black
1934
Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Dr Moe Howard: Yes, that's true. Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don't the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses? Dr Curly Howard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! That's a pippin! Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, I know what a pippin is. Dr Larry Fine: You do, eh? What's a pippin? Hiccupping Nurse: Uh, a pippin is an apple with a skin on the outside. Dr Moe Howard: Did you ever see an apple with a skin on the inside? Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, sure I did. Dr Larry Fine: You did? Hiccupping Nurse: Uh-huh. Dr Larry Fine: Where? Hiccupping Nurse: In homemade apple pie.
PA announcer: Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard...
Dr Moe Howard: How is she, doctor? Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope. Dr Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter? Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma. Tiny Patient: (sitting up) I am not! I'm in a bed!
Tiny Patient: Say, doctor, do you really think I'm gonna get better? Dr Moe Howard: I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid you are. Tiny Patient: Oh, thanks, doctor. You don't know how I really appreciate it.
(after being asked where they found their respective patients) Dr Larry Fine: Under the bed! Dr Moe Howard: Up on the chandelier! Dr Graves: What did you do for him? Dr Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us?
Dr Moe Howard, Dr Curly Howard, Dr Larry Fine: For Duty and Humanity!
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