Men Behaving Badly
1996
Steve: Whenever I don't want to do something, I bring up my uncle Joe. Jamie: The student has become the teacher!
Dr Alexander: Why are we here? Kevin: Because you're Sarah's dearest and closest friends. Billy: Well, that's just sad.
Dr Alexander: How do you know Sarah? Billy: I used to groom her cat. Dr Alexander: She has a cat? Billy: Not anymore. What about you? Dr Alexander: I was her dentist until she sued me for gross malpractice. Billy: What did you do? Dr Alexander: You're full of a lot of questions, aren't you? Cat killer.
(Jamie enters the living room after a night of loud sex that Kevin had to suffer through and did various activities to keep his mind off the noise) Jamie: Why is the beer Buddha moved? Kevin: He asked me to dance.
Kevin: (to Jamie) We needed to clear a room full of people; naturally, we came to you.