MDK II
2000 (VG)
Schwang Schwing: We have a saying here on Swizzle Firma: "Two little, too late." Max: Not if I can help it!
Jim Dandy Computer: (Dr Hawkins has accidentally pulled a lever that causes a door to open, sucking out all the air of the ship) Oh, great Doctor. Now you've done it.
Dr Hawkins: (about Kurt) If he can just keep his pants on, our luck may be changing.
Schwang Schwing: (referring to the Ultimate Doomsday Device) The Device is already set. Your Earth will be a smoking cinder. Whaddaya gonna do about *that*, fleabag? Max: Well, how about I do the other leg for starters!
Huge Energy Ball: Welcome to my lair, you insignificant worm. Prepare for a *shocking* encounter. Max: Warranty's up, Sparky!
Max: You invaded Earth for your own amusement? You - pompous - sea - monkey! Emperor Sizzy Ballooba: Mild amusement. Don't start getting an ego. But the game is over. Thanks for playing.
(repeated lines) Kurt: Yes, it's all over. Dr Hawkins: Yeah, I'm glad it's over. Max: Rrrruff!
Schwang Schwing: (after knocking Max unconscious) Bad doggie. Ha ha ha.
Conehead #1: You see, we don't need to actually GO to the planet. With the Ultimate Doomsday Device, you just press a button, it slips through streamspace and WHAM! Conehead #2: Hee hee hee hee hee. WHAM? Conehead #1: WHAM! No more Earth! Conehead #2: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Conehead #1: G-Lab has one ready to launch. It's all over but the aiming. Max: (snarling, pulling his gun) This is NOT going well at ALL!
Balloons for Brains: You need a good swat with a rolled-up newspaper, you little mongrel! Max: Paper training's over, fat head! Balloons for Brains: Your bad master bred a bad doggie. Now allow me to demonstrate who the master is! Balloons for Brains: (BFB sends down a huge robodog, Max gasps) Balloons for Brains: Now, play nice with the other doggie!
Max: (on the phone) Doctor. Max here. Dr Hawkins: MAX? Oooh, who's my puppy wuppy dingy doggy? Max: Uh, Doctor, please, come on, unsecured line. Dr Hawkins: Uh, yes. Um, report. Max: Mission complete. Deployment speed lacking. Must grease pelvis. Heh heh. Friction is distracting. Dr Hawkins: That's a good boy, Max. You get a special treat when you come home. Now find Kurt and I'll get you both back!
Dr Hawkins: An Atomic Toaster? By Jove, now we're cooking!
Kurt: (on the phone) Doctor? I've got Max here. Teleport from out location. Conehead: (mimicking the Doc) Who's my puppy wuppy dingy doggy? Kurt: Uh... Doc? Conehead: (mimicking) Turn around, you fool! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Kurt: (to Max) Great. They've got the Doc. Schwang Schwing: (laughs diabolically) This bird's gonna fly, suckas!