McHale's Navy
1997
Lt Penelope Carpenter: You know about the Navy's rules against fraternization among officers. Lt Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Well, I guess I'm retired again!
Capt Wallace B. Binghampton: Did we wake you up? Willie: No sir, we've been up since the crack of noon.
Lt Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Remember to try tonight's drink special: Stolen Vodka Surprise. We stole Vladikov's vodka. Surprise!
Capt Wallace B. Binghampton: Just a warning, anyone or anything sleeping in the trees will be SHOT!
(going through contraband items) Capt Wallace B. Binghampton: McHale's Mai Tai... McHale's Ale... McHale's Girls of the San Ysidro Islands calendar? Will somebody explain to me what this is? Parker: You see, sir, these are scantily-clad yet tasteful photos of women the men use as an... Capt Wallace B. Binghampton: Shut up!
(during bar brawl) Virgil: Well, it seems that my stuntmen have arrived. I'd better go... rehearse.
Lt Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Cuba. The land of oppression. And opportunity.
Lt Cmdr. Quinton McHale: (under attack by Vladimir) This guy's a real prick!
Lt Penelope Carpenter: Captain, with all due respect: Are you NUTS?