Martin & Orloff
2002
Martin: Suicide. Orloff: What? Martin: I was in for suicide. Orloff: Attempted suicide. There's a big difference.
Martin: So, Patty, what do you do? Patty: I'm a stripper. Martin: No, I mean besides that. Patty: Oh? Just stripper!
Martin: I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship. Orloff: We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends. Martin: Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends.
Keith: We gotta get outta here, I just shit in the sink. Martin: What?
Orloff: Is that our magazine? Martin: Oh, uh, yeah. Orloff: We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting. Martin: Oh, did you want me to bring it back? Orloff: Yeah.