Martial Law
1998/I
Terrell Parker: (on catching the bad guys) Then we'll be on these guys like Pam. Sammo Law: Who's Pam? Terrell Parker: It's a grease thing. Sammo Law: Pam is from Greece? Terrell Parker: No, Pam is 'grease.' Never mind. We'll talk about it later.
Sammo Law: (on hiking in the woods) Be careful where you step or you will fall into a trap. It is an old trick in Japan. Terrell Parker: Fine. If we're hiking in Japan, I'll remember that. But we're in LA now and the only thing you can get out here is tetnus from stepping on a rusty na... (falls into a trap) Sammo Law: I tried to tell you. Why didn't you listen to me? Terrell Parker: I don't know! I feel like Charleton Heston in 'Planet of the Apes' and believe me, no black man wants to be Charleton Heston!
(Terrell has accidentally run over Otto the rat with his car) Sammo Law: You know, in China, some people believe that the death of a rat means seven years of bad luck. Terrell Parker: You mean if I tell the kids about Otto the curse will go away? Sammo Law: No. You are doomed.
Capt Benjamin Winship: I know you really want to nail these guys, but getting involved in Cassie's trucking business is just pushing it, Sammo. Both you guys could have been killed. Sammo Law: Sometimes to catch the bad guys, you have to think outside of the box. Capt Benjamin Winship: Wait a minute. What idiot told you that? Sammo Law: You did. The same day you gave me this badge. Capt Benjamin Winship: Uh, yeah.
Chen Pei Pei: (after Nigel has thrown all the M&Ms onto the floor in a fit of rage) Now that you've had your little Keith Moon moment, you can pick up all the M&Ms.
(Terrell's car has been stolen) Terrell Parker: When we find the guys who did this, I'm gonna open a big can of whoop-ass on them! Sammo Law: Whoop-ass? Terrell Parker: Yeah... Whoop-ass... is my kind of karate.