Magnum, P.I.
1980
Mac: Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts
Alice Cook: (referring to the Navy) Why did you quit? Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: It wasn't anything earth shattering. I woke up one day, age 33, and realized I'd never been 23.
Orville 'Rick' Wright: (Rick is trying to pay Higgins) Here, for your inconvenience. Jonathan Quayle Higgins III: (Refusing it) I don't accept tips. Theodore 'TC' Calvin: I'll bet you don't give 'em either.
Jonathan Quayle Higgins III: I did it because you have more dumb luck than anyone I know.
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: Robin never does research.
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: If basketball was all there was to life, you'd be set.
Margo Perina: (Magnum is trying to tell one women why another is in his room) It would take a 1930's movie to explain this and I bear no resemblence to Myrna Loy.
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: Did you see the sun rise? Ivan: Yes. It was beautiful. (Magnum spins around and fires at Ivan)
Jonathan Quayle Higgins III: (Higgins and Magnum find out Central Grocers is a front for laundering money) Well, I doubt you'll still find the money in your local accommodating bank. The funds have probably been transferred to a tax haven country. I'm quite familiar with this type of laundering scheme from my days in MI6. I remember one most intriguing case... Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: (Interrupting) Do you have the number of the Central Grocers?
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: (voiceover) I know what you're thinking. Forcing the issue with Blaylock was kind of like cramming for finals the night before. But you can't be a student forever. Sooner or later, you have to graduate.
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: Now I know what you're thinking.
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: Thanks doctor, you're a lifesaver. Coroner in morgue: Lifesaver... I'm a coroner.
(repeated line) Jonathan Quayle Higgins III: Oh, my God, Magnum!