Mafia Vs. Ninja
1984
Jack Doe: My friend, what are you doing? Charlie Woo: Ya wanna know? I'm gonna kill ya, bastard!
Mr Jones: You want me to leave, but why do you stay here? The Japanese: I stay here, because I am a ninja warrior. The Ninja Kung-Fu... is the best!
(Mimo throws his hat after Jack Doe) Mimo: *That* was a hat. *This* is a knife! (pulls out a knife)
(Jack Doe finds all his friends dead) Jack Doe: (screaming) REVEEEEEENGE!
Charlie Woo: I warn you: You can insult me, but you can't insult my country!
Jack Doe: There is a saying: A trouble shared, is a trouble halved.
Jack Doe: Don't talk so much... Let's just fight!
The Japanese: So you've come at last... Jack Doe: I've come to avenge my master. You know, I'm gonna kill you. The Japanese: Right...
Jack Doe: Hold it! Mimo: Why? Jack Doe: I still have one card... Mimo: (laughs) It's joking! I got a ten and a jack. It's really difficult to get a full house. Jack Doe: (Jack Doe throws the card into the playing table) Mimo: You! Jack Doe: (laughs) I won... Mimo: You son of a bitch! Jack Doe: Listen... That's not all. You still have to pay the fifty grand you owe me. Mimo: Okay... Who do you want killed? Jack Doe: Tomorrow morning a Japanese man will be exercising in the park. (clicks his tongue) Your debt will be paid then. Mimo: I'll do it.
Mimo: It's strange. Since we started playing, you have won all the time. Ten grand... (tosses money into the playing table) Jack Doe: You're still playing for high stakes, after losing so much. (shows money) Ten grand... and I will be raising thirty grand. Mimo: (Pulls knives and puts them as his bet) See you... Jack Doe: (laughs) Are those knives really worth thirty thousand dollars? Mimo: Oh no... they are worth... fifty thousand! Jack Doe: Is that true? Mimo: True! (tosses playing card, then throws knives which fly after the card driving themselves and the card into the playing table) Mimo: Believe me... Jack Doe: I'll accept them. See you...