Mad Dog and Glory
1993
(Mad Dog is in a happy mood and singing) Mike: What, you got laid last night? Mad Dog: I don't get laid, I make love.
(Glory catches Wayne counting money in the bathroom) Glory: How much am I going for? Mad Dog: About $40,000. Glory: Is that all? Mad Dog: Knocked down from 75. Glory: I must be out of season.
Frank Milo: Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill 'em.
Milo: You love her? I own her!
(Frank is doing his routine for a group of cops) Frank Milo: My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application. They ask him, "Mr Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him, "how much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says, "Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and what's your first name?" He goes... (bobs his head from side to side, then) Frank Milo: "Philly." They ask him, "what are you doing with your head there?" He goes... (bobbing) Frank Milo: "Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me... " (laughter)