A Low Down Dirty Shame
1994
Peaches Jordan: Shame might be soft on you, but I can see through all that Maybelline. And you ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' skank, tryin' to get a man for all he's worth. You hurt Shame again, you betta watch yo' back!
Shame: I'll go take me a shower and pretend that I didn't wake up in The Crying Game!
Shame: Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.
Shame: "Ooh, silk drawers and a green tie. I gotta wear these together! I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' 'Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!' Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me? Shame: Hell, yeah!
Shame: Luis says that the white man can kiss his butt! (to Luis) Tell 'em you're friends with Al Sharpton. (Rides off) Shame: Black Power! Black Power!
Bernard: Calm down. Wayman: (on the floor convulsing) : Oh, no. Bernard: Calm down! It's not blood, just wine. (Louder) And the nominees for best actress in a groovy nightclub drama... Miss Wayman Harrington!
Bernard: (after Shame lies about him and Wayman) He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him. Shame: Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl! Bernard: You *slept* with him? You *slut*! (slaps Wayman senseless) Wayman: Bernard? Shame: Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black! Bernard: Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man! Wayman: Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you. Bernard: (simultaneously) Don't sorry me, Wayman!