Love Don't Cost a Thing
2003
Paris Morgan: I made you Al, I will work overtime to break you Alvin!
Paris Morgan: Come down out of that tree.
Paris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself way to much. Alvin Johnson: I do not! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind! Paris Morgan: Look, whatever!
Paris Morgan: You know Al, there's something we've been avoiding, all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do. Alvin Johnson: I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it? Paris Morgan: (laughs) Well... just go for it. Ya know? (they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her) Alvin Johnson: We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning. In the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene. But, a dignified scene. 'Cause you know we got to protect our reps.
Alvin Johnson: Morning dime pieces!
Aretha Johnson: Mama! Alvin's taking drugs!
Aretha Johnson: School? Liar! Today's Senior Ditch Day. Alvin Johnson: You know what? Lil' biscuit-head is right.
Mia: This ain't Burger King! You can't always have it your way!
Alvin Johnson: (Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket) "Sean Jo!" Kenneth Warman: Could be Asian? Walter Colley: (in a Japanese accent) Sean Jo. (regular voice) It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now. Kenneth Warman: Yeah that's how hot she is!
Paris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little to much. Alvin Johnson: (panicky) I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind! Paris Morgan: Look, whatever!