Lost in Yonkers

1993

Johnny: I wanna join the Army. Aunt Bella: The Army? *Our* Army? Johnny: Yeah! But they wouldn't take me. I couldn't pass the, the - hatever they give you I couldn't pass.

Aunt Bella: Do ya, do you know what color my eyes are, Johnny? Johnny: No, what? Aunt Bella: You're lookin' right at 'em. Johnny: Oh, uh. I'm a little color blind. Aunt Bella: You have beautiful eyes. Johnny: Naw. Men don't have beautiful eyes. Aunt Bella: Oh, yes, they do. Don't tell me. Wanta kiss me? Johnny: Yeah. Yeah I do, I really would. Aunt Bella: Then, kiss me. Johnny: I will. Aunt Bella: I mean now. Today... sometime today, Okay? We've done it before, you know. You gonna put your arms around me or not? Johnny: Don't tell me how to do it, I know how to do it. Aunt Bella: Then, do it, don't say you're gonna do it. Johnny: I said,"Okay". (they start to kiss gently, then fall to the ground and Johnny becomes more forceful) Aunt Bella: Okay, that's enough. Johnny, I can't breathe. Okay, Johnny, I have to breathe! Okay, that's enough for today. (breaking off) Woo! I don't know why they wouldn't take you in the Army!

Jay: Where would someone like Grandma hide her money? Arty: You're not thinking of stealing it, are you? Jay: No, but what if we just borrowed it? I'd just love to send Pop an envelope with $9,000. Arty: Who would he think sent it to him... God? Jay: No. He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will. Arty: Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?

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