Lords of Dogtown
2005
Gabrielle: Hey! You totally blew me away! Jay: What? You wanna blow me? (the Z-Boys laugh) Gabrielle: Maybe!
Stacy: (in full skate gear) So, what's up with Tony? You guys still skate with him? Jay: He's busy competing with the sun for the center of the world. (Stacy shrugs, walks off) (to Sid) Stacy looks like a stock car.
Sid: (the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool) No way, my dad said "Sid, are you high?" Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done. Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'd sue us. Jay: We're not gonna sue you. Sid: He said your parents would. Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers. Tony: Hey, let me talk to him. Sid: Sorry, the only Mexicans my father talks to push lawn-mowers.
Jay: (to Sid) I'll let you bang my mom!
Bob Biniak: (after Jay yells in Bobs ear because he yelled in Sid's ear and made him fall) Suck my inner ear, Jay-boy!
Stacy: (Stacy talking to Jay and Sid) You guys skate with Tony any more? Jay: The Dude's competing with the sun for the center of the universe.
Stacy: (now knowing about Jay and Kathy being together) When were you going to tell me you were with her? Jay: You couldn't handle her.
Jay: (talking to Kathy) Gimmie Kitty!
Kathy Alva: Take your boxers off. Jay: No way.
Tony: (to Stacey) Grab your pad and take notes, Peralta!
Jay: Dude, you just got patty slapped. (boys begin to laugh)
Jay: (as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street) Kiss me, granny! Get me some of that vintage ass!
Donnie: She's uh, she's crazy, Jay. Jay: That's why you love her... Right?
Jay: (after telling Stacy he didn't make the team. Touches his chest) Sorry, What's that, huh?
Jay: (to Stacey) Dude, screw the team, I mean, you have a logo!
Sid: (smoking medicinal marijuana) I, uh, get it prescribed legally now. (hands him the joint) Heard you were sick, too. Jay: Hell, yeah.
Skip: They wanted it gone, man, they wanted it gone.
Tony: What's wrong, Jayboy? Don't got no hair on your inch worm yet?
Astronaut: Hey, can I try that? (points at Stacy's skateboard) Stacy: Sure! (hands him his skateboard) Astronaut: (Astronaut steps on it, the board slips underneath and he falls on the ground) It's the moon boots...
Astronaut: Hey, can I try that? (points at Stacy's skateboard) Stacy: Sure! (hands him his skateboard) Astronaut: (Astronaut steps on it, the board slips underneath and he falls on the ground) Wow, it's even harder than it looks! Astronaut: (gets up and whispers in Stacy's ear) It's the moonboots, you know?
Jay: Kiss me Granny, I'd love to get me some of the gray beaver!
Sid: (Talking about Tony) There's a Mexican in my pool and he's not pushing a lawn mower.
Reef Ryan: Pass me the doobie Stacy... come on you fucking homo.
Tony: I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now. Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!
Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Dude, What the hell are we supposed to do on this fricking table top?
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