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Lolita

1962

Humbert Humbert: You know, I've missed you terribly. Lolita Haze: I haven't missed you. In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. Humbert Humbert: Oh? Lolita Haze: But it doesn't matter a bit, because you've stopped caring anyway. Humbert Humbert: What makes you say I've stopped caring for you? Lolita Haze: Well, you haven't even kissed me yet, have you?

Charlotte Haze: Do you believe in God? Humbert Humbert: The question is does God believe in me?

Lolita Haze: Do you always have to shave twice a day? Humbert Humbert: Yes, of course, because all the best people shave twice a day.

Charlotte Haze: Hum, you just touch me and I... I... I go as limp as a noodle. It scares me. Humbert Humbert: Yes, I know the feeling.

Clare Quilty: She's a yellow belt. I'm a green belt. That's the way nature made it. What happens is, she throws me all over the place. Swine: She throws you all over the place? Clare Quilty: Yes. What she does, she gets me in a, sort of, thing called a sweeping ankle throw. She sweeps my ankles away from under me. I go down with one helluva bang. Swine: Doesn't it hurt? Clare Quilty: Well, I sort of lay there in pain, but I love it. I really love it. I lay there hovering between consciousness and unconsciousness. It's really the greatest.

Lolita Haze: (on her new husband) Dick's very sweet.

Humbert Humbert: I want you to live with me and die with me and everything with me!

Lolita Haze: 'Fraid someone's gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh?

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