Live From Baghdad
2002 (TV)
Richard Roth: Hi. Richard Roth. Don't call me 'Dick'. Robert Wiener: Robert Wiener. Don't call me 'Dick', either.
Ingrid Formanek: Say this- "La tapar, ana Sahaffi". Robert Wiener: La tapar, ana Sahaffi. Ingrid Formanek: Pretty good. Robert Wiener: What does it mean? Ingrid Formanek: "Don't shoot, I'm a journalist".
Ingrid Formanek: Well, fuck me with a hot poker.
Judy Parker: Goodbye, Richard. I think you're really smart. Richard Roth: Goodbye, Judy. I think I'm really smart, too.
Customs Inspector: 23 bottles of vodka? Robert Wiener: There was supposed to be 24. Shit! Customs Inspector: For personal use? Robert Wiener: Yeah. Customs Inspector: You are an alcoholic. Robert Wiener: You're a customs inspector. We all have our parts to play.
Ingrid Formanek: Come on, Wienerish. We're just the eyes. You put this shit up there, and people pull it down on their Sonys. I think I'm quoting you. Robert Wiener: No, I said "Zeniths".
Ingrid Formanek: Hey. Hey. Cigars. Embassy man loves cigars, remember? You give embassy man cigars, he give you big access. Robert Wiener: Hangover? Ingrid Formanek: Brutal.
Stu: You're nothing but a bunch of overpaid, bone-picking vultures. Robert Wiener: You're confusing us with CBS, pal. We're the under-paid vultures.
Inky: DSB season has officially begun. Richard Roth: DSB? Robert Wiener: Deadly sperm backup.
Judy Parker: And he'll have a Yoo-Hoo. That's a chocolate drink. Mark Biello: I'll have a beer. It's a malt beverage.
Robert Wiener: (on the phone with room service) Could you send up a Pepsi, please? Ingrid Formanek: I'll take a Pepsi. Judy Parker: I'll have a Coke. Ingrid Formanek: Oh, there's no Coke in Baghdad. Bottling plant's in Dixie. (Judy, confused, looks at Ingrid) Ingrid Formanek: (whispering) Israel. Mark Biello: I'll take a Yoo-Hoo. (everyone looks at Mark.) It's a chocolate drink. Judy Parker: I didn't say anything. Robert Wiener: Make it seven Pepsis.
Ed Turner: No story is worth your life... but this is the story of a lifetime.
Peter Arnett: I loved Vietnam. I cried when that goddamn war ended!