Little Shop of Horrors

1986

Audrey II: Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

Audrey II: (singing) If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!

Audrey II: (singing) I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!

Audrey: (singing) I'd cook like Betty Crocker and look like Donna Reed!

(the masochistic patient meets the sadistic dentist) Arthur Denton: I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.

(Orin Scrivello, the sadistic dentist) Orin: (singing) I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed.

(repeated line) Audrey II: Feed me, Seymour!

Audrey II: Feed me! Seymour: Does it have to be human? Audrey II: Feed me! Seymour: Does it have to be mine? Audrey II: Feeeed me! Seymour: How am I supposed to get it? Audrey II: (singing) Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - Go to it, Feed me Seymour / Feed me all night long / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

Audrey II: (singing) Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it.

Audrey II: (singing) I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!

Seymour: The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl. Mr Mushnik: Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey One.

Seymour: The guy sure looks like plant food to me.

Audrey: Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... Mr Mushnik: Don't tell me. You got tied up. Audrey: No. Just handcuffed a little.

Audrey: (of Orin's disappearance) It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle. Now to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages.

Orin: (holding a dentist's tool) Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors? Seymour: (looks terrified) Orin: It'd hurt, right? Seymour: Uh huh. Orin: You'd scream, right? Seymour: Uh huh. Orin: Well get your ass in here!

Ronette, Chiffon, Crystal: Oh, here it comes, baby. Tell your mom, baby. Oh oh no! Oh, hit the dirt, baby! Red alert baby! Oh oh no, oh oh no!

Orin: I find a little giggle-gas before I begin gives me immense pleasure.

(in the Radio station) Wink Wilkinson: Gee, I wish you folks could see this. Hey Seymour, where did you get this WEEEEEEEEEEIRD plant?

Seymour: Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!

Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house. Seymour: Oh Audrey, you're the most wondeful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be alright, you'll see.

Seymour: It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!

(last lines) Audrey II: Oh, shit!

Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it? Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.

Audrey: (singing about her dream home with Seymour) Between our frozen dinner and our bedtime, 9: 15, we'll snuggle watching Lucy on a big, enormous, 12-inch screen!

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