Las Vegas
2003
Danny: It's not illegal to cheat a cheater.
Delinda: Daddy, I need some advice. Big Ed: I think joining the convent is a great idea, honey.
Danny: Don't worry ladies. Big Danny's in charge.
Danny: Don't be so gullible next time. Delinda: Look who's talking. You thought that sleeping together meant I loved you.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: He's hot and he's dying. Of couse I did him. Big Ed: Well, at least he went out in style.
Mike Cannon: Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Danny: ... and apparently dies in Boston.
(Ed is beeing reprimanded while serving on a jury) Judge: Mr Deline, if you don't put away that cell phone, you will be in contempt of court and will spend Valentine's Day in jail with a cellmate named "Bubba".
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Also, Burt thinks that your breasts are lucky. Mary Connell: Why is everyone so fascinated by my breasts? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: You're kidding, right.
Barnett: Your boss and I go way back. Big Ed: Way back, huh? What are you, 12?
(Danny is asking a very old woman about a 60-year-old murder. They found a body in this woman's flower garden. Her husband many years ago) Lady - With Dead Guy in Backyard: Oh, yes. Now I remember. We had a fight and I had to shoot him. I shoot him in the head two times. Danny: So, you're saying it was self defense? Lady - With Dead Guy in Backyard: Oh, no! I wanted to shoot him. He was not a very nice man.
Mike Cannon: Okay, the main air ducts lead to the central system. From there I can take any branch and drop into the lobby. It's about a 20-plus foot drop so. I'll probably break my leg - maybe both, but that's okay. This is good. This is a good plane. Somebody uh, give me a screwdriver.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I make it a point to know about anyone that affects me. Danny: How do I affect you? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: So far, a mild tingling sensation. I'm Sam.
Danny: So, you're like a Casino Hostess? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despise. Doesn't that bother you? Delinda: Not me, I like pretending. Mary Connell: Now that we know that Monica left it all to charity, I kinda feel like maybe she was just misunderstood. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.
Casey: I'll give you a million dollars. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A million dollars? You can take your million dollars and stick it up your butt.
Mike Cannon: Beware the full moon and it's light, People will party and in sight, Dogs who never did will suddenly bite, Murderers will kill this very night.
Nessa Holt: Okay, here's to all those Cosmo-drinking, Cosmo-reading airheads (clink glasses) Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Screw 'em.