Langt fra Las Vegas
2001
Robert Lange Dølhus: I like tits.
Robert Lange Dølhus: Show me your tits; that's an order.
Robert Lange Dølhus: It's smart, right bitch?
(commentator on Gay Olympics) Kenny Nickelman: Now starts the 400 metre run; of course nobody wants to lead since everybody wants to be behind each other to enjoy the view.
Lisa Bremer Harris: (the employees are having a poll considering who among them are masturbating at home) Niels! Are you masturbating? Niels Buckingham: (beathing heavy) Yes... would... you mind closing the door?
Niels Buckingham: I think you should go and wash your filthy vagina with water and soap. Liva Iberhart: What did you say? Niels Buckingham: *Mouth*! I mean mouth!
Niels Buckingham: (chewing) Flies? I thought it was raisins.
Robert Lange Dølhus: I don't wanna get caught with my pants down... Erik Noppenau: One thing at a time, Robert... one thing at a time.
Kim Dorowsky: (Casper and Kim just had sex) I couldn't believe that sex could be *that* bad. Casper Christensen: Sex? It had nothing to do with sex... It was more like an asthma attack!
Liva Iberhart: (Liva has been cheating on her boyfriend with Casper) I gotta hurry back home, Henrik is usually in the mood for sex every second year... that fits well right now!
Niels Buckingham: Bravo Casper! You delivered a fabulous show! Casper Christensen: (optimistic) Yeah? Did you think it was fun? Niels Buckingham: You know I got no humor... But I could tell by the audience. Casper Christensen: So you have stopped considering firing me? Niels Buckingham: No, no... I still consider it... That's just the way I am... Bye-bye
Kim Dorowsky: Niels, could I, because of the International Woman Day have a hotline where women could phone me and I could have a little chat with them? Niels Buckingham: Don't you think you should leave that to me? What makes you the expert on women? Kim Dorowsky: Well, now I am a woman myself, Niels... I shave my legs, wear a dress and sit down when I pee. Niels Buckingham: Well, that still doesn't rule me out...
Lisa Bremer Harris: (telling about self-defense) Then it's not so easy being a rapist any more... Niels Buckingham: That's right Lisa... that's one of the good, ol' handyworks that are on their way out.
Kenny Nickelman: I can easily combine a good and healthy working environment with a good and healthy sex life. Casper Christensen: (looks skeptically at him) Kenny Nickelman: Well, a damaged and minimal sex life.
Niels Buckingham: What's all this yelling about? Liva Iberhart: We're fresh out of water. Niels Buckingham: Where? In your vagina? Lisa Bremer Harris: Niels, please! Niels Buckingham: Sorry, girls, don't know what's gotten into me...
(repeated line) Casper Christensen: (to Robert) What's so funny about that Robert Lange Dølhus: I don't know...
Niels Buckingham: Why, you look just awful, Casper! You look like a body that has been lying on the E45 freeway for 73 hours... That reminds me to change the tires on the Volvo.