Lamb Chop's Play-Along
1992
Lamb Chop: (admiring a baby chick) Why is it going "cheep cheep"? Shari Lewis: Well, would you rather it went "expensive, expensive"? Lamb Chop: Is that a joke? Shari Lewis: I guess not.
Lamb Chop: Little Boy Blue, come blow your nose...
Lamb Chop: (Shari removes Lamb Chop's headphones) What happened to the band? Shari Lewis: Hey! Lamb Chop: Oh, hi, Shari. What's up? Shari Lewis: What's up? All the neighbors. Lamb Chop: Huh? Shari Lewis: Do you know they can hear you all over town? Lamb Chop: Is that a new song by The Slobs?
Shari Lewis: Go sing outside! Lamb Chop: But that's not fair! I was here first! Charlie Horse: No. I'm the oldest; *I* was here first!
Shari Lewis: Did you ever wish upon a star? Lamb Chop: I once asked Mr Rogers for his autograph.
Lamb Chop: I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle... (curls up left arm) ... and here is my... (curls up right arm the same way) ... oh darn, I'm a sugar bowl.
(Charlie Horse is training Hush Puppy to fight against a bully. Hush Puppy is lifting weights) Charlie Horse: C'mon higher! Higher! Higher! (Hush Puppy falls forward and drops the weights) Hush Puppy: Are you sure that Arnold Schwarzeneger started like this?
Lamb Chop: Our next song is going to be. (starts singing) Yankee Doodle went to town on a horse named Maxi, but Lamb Chop always got there first because she took a taxi!
(said every time Lamb Chop wishes to hear a story of her babyhood) Lamb Chop: (dreamily) Tell me about when I was a baby... I was a baby...
(upon discovering that Lamb Chop has the hiccups) Shari Lewis: How do you get rid of the hiccups? Lamb Chop: Oh! When I get the hiccups, I can ne - *hic* - ever get rid of them! Charlie Horse: Lamb Chop... (Charlie Horse screams at Lamb Chop, and Lamb Chop screams in shock) Lamb Chop: Whatever were you doing? Charlie Horse: I was trying to scare the hiccups out of you. Lamb Chop: You scared the daylights out of me! My hiccups are still fine, thank you. *Hic* Shari Lewis: Lamb Chop... Lamb Chop: Don't fool around! Shari Lewis: I'm not going to touch you! Oh, I know what to do! (to Lamb Chop) Look the other way. Now, don't listen. (Lamb Chop looks the other way) Shari Lewis: Now, Charlie Horse, what you have to do is - (Lamb Chop looks back at Shari) Shari Lewis: Don't listen! (Lamb Chop looks away again) Shari Lewis: What you have to do is look at her, and make a horrible face, and you'll scare the hiccups out of her. Charlie Horse: Okay, I'll do it. Lamb Chop? (Lamb Chop screams) Charlie Horse: I didn't make a horrible face yet! Lamb Chop: Oh! I couldn't tell!