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Mike Flex: Of course, the buzz word of the sixties was "Mini". Women wore them, men drove them. Anna Daptor: And women drove them as well, Mike. Mike Flex: Yes, but not quite as well as the men. And like a woman, they were good to look at, and easy to handle. Anna Daptor: Oh really? Well, mine was just like a man. It used to shoot off and stop immediately.

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Game Show Host: So let's start, and could you all sppell out the names of your native countries. Maria, you first. Maria: I-T-A-L-I-A. Game Show Host: Very close there, but it actually ends in a Y. Next, Pierre. Pierre: (like in the French alphabet) eff-er-ay-en-ce-uh. Game Show Host: Yes, but there's no such letter as uh, now Klaus. Klaus: D-E-U-T-S-C-H-L-A-N-D. Game Show Host: (sniggers) Not even one correct letter there!

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