Kung fu
2004
Landlady: You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
The Beast: All I want is to kill you, or be killed by you.
Landlady: So you're on their side? The Beast: Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
The Beast: In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.
Sing: No more soccer!
Brother Sum: Ever killed anyone? Sing: I've always thought about it.
Sing's Sidekick: You gave him your life savings? Sing: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was world peace.
Sing: I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer! Sing's Sidekick: (looks up) Ice cream! (leaves) Sing: Where? (follows)
Sing: (to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely) What're you looking at? Never seen free ice cream before? (runs away without paying, laughing maniacally)
Sing's Sidekick: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing! Sing: I never knew you were so deep.
Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them! Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million. Barber: (Does martial arts routine) It's obvious I'm the one. Landlady: (immediately punches him in the face) Don't think so.
Sing: NO SOCCER!
Landlady: (to Tailor) What's with the red underwear?
The Beast: What awesome kung fu was that? Sing: You wanna learn? I will teach you!
Landlady: How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? (sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood) Landlady: I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
Donut: (in English) What are you prepared to do? Landlord: We can't understand what you're saying!
Landlord: (commenting on Sing's newfound abilities) If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer. Landlady: More likely a stuntman.
Axe Gang Advisor: Let's kill them all and make this place a brothel.
Sing: Wow, that's a big fist!
Sing: Fatwoman, you're in charge here, right? Landlady: (takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it) Fatwoman, my ass! Sing: I'm with the Axe Gang! Landlady: (slaps him) Axe Gang, my ass! Sing: Boss! Landlady: (slaps him) Boss, my ass! Sing: You have to pay our medical bills! Landlady: Bills, my ass! Sing: We're on the same side! Landlady: Same side, my ass! Sing: A snake! Landlady: Snake, my ass!
Axe Gang Vice General: Who threw the firecracker?
Brother Sum: Don't block my view!