Kopps
2003
Agneta: Benny, Do you think my tits are baggy?
Lasse: Radio Cars? Benny: That is what they are called Lasse: I will not drive around saying "radio cars" Benny: Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias... Jacob: Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.
Benny: I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...
Agneta: Do you want us to pierce you through the scrotum Göran?
Jacob: We just want to change the statistics a bit.
Benny: Where the Hell are we going to have lunch now?
Agneta: (prods Lasse's stomach) What kind of fat is this? Looks like a bun around his stomach. Do you have a spare tire if we have a puncture? Lasse: And you say that with those baggy tits. Shitty saddlebags pointing south. Agneta: Jessica, take a bath with me and I'll show you. Agneta: (squeezes her breasts) Perfect
Håkan: You're the leader of a SWAT-team... You fill out your waistcoat, not just literately... You're competent. You know, something is missing here. Håkan: You're missing a hug.
Benny: Shit, they got some really cool waistcoats.
Jacob: What has happened to you hair? Benny: Nothing. Jacob: Nothing? You're god damn... (points) Benny: Stop it. Jacob: Do you wear a wig? Benny: Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone. Jacob: No. Benny: Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me. Jacob: Yes. Benny: No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so fucking bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.
Jacob: Bring your hair with you, we're leaving now.
Lasse: We just tried to change the statistics.