Knots Landing
1979
Lilimae Clements: (looking at a hair product) Contains No Lye, Well I should hope not. Ask me no question I'll tell you no lye.
Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: (talking about Val's attempted suicide) Olivia, something terrible has happened. Olivia Cunningham Dyer: What? Did you run out of eye make-up?
Garrison Arthur 'Gary' Ewing: (handing Abby a copy of what he'll settle for in their divorce settlement) Here, this should be to your liking. Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: It's nice, but it's not enough.
Lilimae Clements: I know love is blind, but is it deaf and dumb too?
Laura Avery Sumner: You are such a slut! Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: Well, it takes one to know one, doesn't it, dear?
Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: Oh, by the way, Paige, are you still sleeping with Greg? Paige Matheson: Morning, noon and night. He just keeps getting better and better. Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: I didn't think so. Well, have a nice day. (Abby leaves) Paige Matheson: Bitch.
Paige Matheson: You don't know the meaning of the word trust! Anne W. Matheson Sumner: Sweetie, yes, I do. Paige Matheson: The only kind of trust you know has the word "fund" behind it.