Knight Rider 2000
1991 (TV)
(Shawn and Maddock are leaving, when Maddock spots Michael's Chevy on a security camera) Charlie: A beauty, isn't she. Russell Maddock: Yeah, and not a mark on her. We're looking like a recording.
K.I.T.T.: Now that's just wonderful. You stick me in mothballs for a decade, and then you sell my parts like I'm inventory for Manny, Moe and Jack.
Russell Maddock: What the hell are you doing? (Michael re-activates KITT in the Knight 4000) Russell Maddock: Oh, my God. You didn't! K.I.T.T.: I'm afraid he did Mr Maddock. And I must say, this body fits me like a glove!
Michael Knight: It's either sink or swim with you, huh, pal? K.I.T.T.: I expect a full simonize once this is over.
K.I.T.T.: Is that you, Michael? Michael Knight: Yeah. K.I.T.T.: You look like crap. Michael Knight: Well, so do you, pal. K.I.T.T.: At least I have an excuse. You've obviously gone down the toilet since we split up, Michael. Get a life. Michael Knight: I got a life and a body, too, which is more I than I can say for you.
K.I.T.T.: I suppose, we should at least be cordial. My name is KITT, originally designed with Series 2000 circuitry. (K.I.F.T. turns on lights) K.I.T.T.: Terrific. The lights are on, but nobody's home. They spend $10 million building the car and forget the voice. Incredible. (K.I.F.T starts on and goes behind KITT) K.I.T.T.: So it's going to be, "Mine is bigger than yours", is it? K.I.F.T.: Mine is bigger than yours. K.I.T.T.: So it talks... and sounds suspiciously familiar. K.I.F.T.: I only speak when it's necessary K.I.T.T.: Maddock's voice. I knew the man had an ego, but please. K.I.F.T.: We have nothing further to discuss. (K.I.F.T puts off his lights) K.I.T.T.: There's nothing worse than a smart-ass automobile.