Kinsey
2004
(from trailer) Clyde Martin: Sex is a risky game, because if you're not careful, it will cut you wide open.
(from trailer) Alfred Kinsey: Love is the answer, isn't it? But, sex raises a lot of very interesting questions...
Clyde Martin: When did you first begin masturbating? Old Woman: I INVENTED it, son.
Alfred Kinsey: (Kinsey is teaching his first class) Who can tell me which part of the human body can enlarge a hundred times. You, miss? Female Student: (indignantly) I'm sure I don't know. And you've no right to ask me such a question in a mixed class. Alfred Kinsey: (amused) I was referring to the pupil in your eye, young lady. (class laughs) And I think I should tell you, you're in for a terrible disappointment.
Clyde Martin: (re: sexuality chart) So what do you think you are now? Alfred Kinsey: (nervously) Probably around a... 3 Clyde Martin: Have you ever done anything about it? Alfred Kinsey: (shakes his head) Clyde Martin: Would you like to?
Wardell Pomeroy: How old were you when you first engaged in sexual activity with a partner? Research Subject: 14. Wardell Pomeroy: How? Research Subject: With horse. Wardell Pomeroy: (pause) How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14? Research Subject: (stunned) It's true. I fucked a pony. You are genius, how did you know? Wardell Pomeroy: You just said you had (pause) Wardell Pomeroy: sex with horse. Research Subject: Nooo... Whores, not horse, *whores*.
Final Interview Subject: (to Kinsey about her lesbianism) After I read your book I realized how many other women were in the same situation. I mustered the courage to talk to my friend and she told me, to my suprise, that the feelings were mutual.
Effete Man in Gay Bar: (referring to Kinsey) Mary here says he's from the University of Indiana and she'd like to interview me about my "sex history". Effete Man's Friend: Tell him to stick around and watch.
Clyde Martin: You know, this thing between Prok and me was fine for a while, but I guess I just really miss sleeping with women. Alfred Kinsey: That's perfectly understandable. It's clear from your history you have a greater sexual interest in women than men. Clyde Martin: Good. Then you wont mind if I ask Mac to have sex with me. Only if it appeals to you, of course. Clara McMillen: Would it be separately or together? Clyde Martin: Oh, no, definitely just you and I. Clara McMillen: I think I might like that. What do you think, Prok?
Reporter: Any plans on a Hollywood picture based on the book? Alfred Kinsey: I can't think of anything more pointless.