Kim Possible
2002
(repeated line) Kim: So not the drama.
Ron: So on the next mission, I call the shots? Kim: We'll see. Ron: Oh, I know what that means. Kim: It means we'll see. Ron: Which is code for "not a chance". Kim: Actually it's code for "ferociously unlikely".
Ron Stoppable: I am, what I is.
Dr Drakken: Come, Shego. In mere moments, ray-X will soon be ours. Shego: So, what does this ray-X do? Dr Drakken: That is need-to-know. Shego: Uh-huh, so you don't know. Dr Drakken: I need to know. That is why we're here.
Kim: (under "Moodulator" mind control) Now, about that favour... Ron: Actually, KP, I... Kim: Tonight's the night of the big Middleton Days festival, (pouting) and I don't have a date. Ron: Wait, wait, wait! You want to go to the festival as my *date*? Kim: (overjoyed) Oh, I thought you'd never ask! (she kisses Ron) Wade: (appears on Kim's computer) Hey, guys, I - whoah! (falls of his chair) ... is this a bad time? Kim: (giggles) Guess what the sitch is, Wade? Wade: I, ah, I got a link to the Kimmunicator's signal, and - were you two just smackin' lips? Kim: (gazing into Ron's eyes) Great, Wade! Ron: (dreamily) Whatever you say... Kim: I'm going to get ready for tonight. Rrrrr! Wade: Ah, excuse me? Guys? (Ron shuts the locker door on him) This isn't normal! Hello?
Wade: Does the name Yamanuchi mean anything to you? Kim Possible: That school in Japan that Ron went to last year? Wade: Turns out it's a super secret school. Kim Possible: I *knew* he crushed on someone while he was there! Wade: That wasn't what I - Kim Possible: What? You think I'm jelling! I am *not* jelling! Why would I jell! Wade: Riiiight... Anyway...
Kim Possible: Weird. Monique: Secret girlfriend weird? Kim Possible: Nooo, he'd tell me. I mean, why wouldn't he? Monique: 'Cause you'd go all jell. Kim Possible: Jell? Monique: Green-eyed. Kim Possible: So? I've always had green eyes. Monique: "Jell"ous. You are jelling! Kim Possible: I am not jelling! Monique: Uh-huh. Kim Possible: It's just my weird-ar going off, that's all. Monique: And you're jealous. Kim Possible: So not!
Kim Possible: But it's cardboard caff pizza. Ron Stoppable: Cheese on cardboard is still cheese. Monique: Got you there.
Bonnie: (pushes her way through the talent show line) Step aside, people. This is all just a formality. My older sibs have won the this contest the last four years straight. I am not about to break the Rockwaller family tradition. Kim Possible: Oh, please, Bonnie. I just ate Bonnie: Just trying to save my fellow students from utter humiliation. Kim Possible: And your talent is what? Singing... your own praises? Acting... obnoxious?
Dr Drakken: Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend. Ron: Hello, I've got a name. Dr Drakken: Which I can never remember.
Shego: All I know is that every time you stop to blab about your big plan, she wins. Dr Drakken: Oh, right.
Ron: What you got there Dr P? Dr Possible: My home-made snowboard. I'm ready to shred it! Ron: What? Kim: Oh, no, he's trying to talk cool!
Kim: I know what's best for Ron, even if he doesn't.
(repeated line) Ron: Boo-yah!
Dr Drakken: (singing) Who wants to build a robot tick? I do! I do!
(Ron is trying to get a date for the school dance) Ron: This arm is going to the dance on Friday. (Holds up arm) Who wants to be on it? (the girls flee, he switches arms) How about this arm?
Ron: Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto.
Dr Drakken: Why did she have to be a cheerleader? If she were on the debate team I'd have vaporized her by now!
Kim: I saved an ambassador. Bonnie: Which is, you know, nice and all. But you have to ask yourself, "Did you give the squad a hundred and ten percent today?"
Ron: Oh, Bonnie. You remind me of the cruel kids back at camp. Sticks and stones. Tara: They called you names? Ron: Yes. While they were hitting me with sticks and stones.
(Kim's parents suggest she get a part-time job) Kim: Between a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, the best idea you can think of is minimum wage?
(via Communicator) Kim: Wade, Ron's missing. Can you find him? Wade: Do you think I have him micro-chipped or something? Kim: Well, do you? Wade: (Beat) Yes.
Kim: It's been so long since I've skied without some crazed henchman after me.
(Ron accidentally finds the entrance to the lair) Kim: Mr Dumb Luck! Ron: Not dumb luck, Kim. Dumb SKILL!
Ron: Have we been in this lair before? Kim: They all start to look alike after a while, don't they?
Ron: Oh this place just screams lair. Look at all the chrome. And you've got doors that go "whoosh" Senor Senior Junior: I have been curious about the "whoosh" Senor Senior, Sr: I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed."
Dr Possible: He never forgave us for that, and in a way, I guess we never forgave ourselves. Kim: For a little giggle fit? Dr Possible: Oh no, we laughed for days. Long and loud. With youthful abandon! Kim: Oh. That's bad.
(Re: the school dance) Ron: Well, we always go together. Kim: Yeah but, that's as friends. This time I was thinking of lining up... you know. Ron: An enemy? Kim: A date!
Ron: I'M A BON-DIGGITY DANCER!
Dr Drakken: And no doubt you have heard of me? Kim: Uh, no. Dr Drakken: Now think about it... I'm a genius. Kim: I really don't... Dr Drakken: Doctor?... Doctor D - Dr Dra - *Dr Drakken*! Kim: Dr Drakken? Dr Drakken: Aha! I see my reputation precedes me. Kim: You have something that doesn't belong Dr., uh, what was it again? Ron: Uh, Dr.. He said it was "Duh" something.
(after dropping into a tank of sharks) Ron: Why is it never otters? I wouldn't mind dropping into a tank of otters. They're fun!
(Kim's too tough as her brothers' soccer coach) Ron: It's just a game. With small children. Who cry when they see you coming!
Ron: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too you know. Kim: Ron, you STARTED that avalanche.
(repeated line) Kim: Hey Ron...
Shego: So where's Possible? Ron: (shouts) She's not my girlfriend! Shego: Whoa there, never said she was Ron: Oooooh, (laughs nervously) awkward.
Kim: You make my life sound like cake. Ron: Let's see. You're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.
(Kim claims Ron's life is easier than hers) Ron: What about the struggles of raising Rufus as a single parent? Or the pressures of maintaining my image. (Kim glares at him) Okay, so I don't have an image yet. But I'm working on it. And I gotta tell you, it's exhausting.
(Working at the Mexican restaurant) Ron: (Into PA) Fifty-eight, your order's great! Fifty-nine, you're lookin' fine! Sixty, um... your food's ready.
(Kim's moody) Ron: Somebody's tweaked! Kim: Am not. Ron: Please, KP, you reek tweak!
(Class President nominations) Ron: From the great state of confusion, I am proud to nominate... Kim Possible!
Kim: You know a lot about soccer? Ron: Oh, yes. I will tell you everything I know. Soccer is the world's most popular sport. You can't touch the ball with your hands... Kim: Unless you're the goalie. Ron: Really? Well, that's it, then! The student has surpassed the teacher.
Shego: What does the Neutronalizer do, anyway? Dr Drakken: I have no idea. But the military had it, it was top secret, that's good enough for me.
Ron: Kim, the team wanted me to talk to you about your coaching technique. Kim: What about my coaching technique? Ron: There's too much technique and not enough coaching!
Kim: Wade, do you think it's wrong to pitch in and help your team? Wade: Like fund raising? Ron: Like playing forward. Wade: Oh. In that case, I'd have to say yes.
Shego: Intruder alert! Dr Drakken: (offhandedly) Sorry. Can't hear you. Intruder alert too loud.
Cousin Larry: Can I see that? I have an idea. Kim: This isn't one of your stupid science fiction games, Larry! Ron's facing a bio-engineered mutant with mystical monkey powers! And... (hands him the Kimmunicator) Kim: Here.
Kim: Just once, I wish the villain's lair didn't have to blow up.
(At a wrestling match) Kim: Prepare to be body slammered Jackal! Ron: That's body slammed Kim.
Ron: Its Drakken's evil twin! Kim: Ron, he's already evil.
(In the cafeteria line) Ron: Um excuse me, I called ahead for the kosher meal.
(being led by a prospector through mountainous area on donkeys) Prospector: Thanks for helpin' buttercup out in her time of need. Kim: That emergency delivery of her foal. Prospector: In the dark. Kim: In the rain. Ron: In the middle of a landslide. Kim: No problem.
(after they had their brains switched) Ron: I told you not to get close to the brain switcher. Kim: No you didn't! Ron: Well I was thinking it, right before my brain got switched.
Dr Drakken: Thanks to Kim Possible, I had to move my lair, again! Shego: There's nothing wrong with this time share.
Kim: Lets get some, what do you call it... Lunchage? Ron: Snackage! Kim, snackage. Never lunchage that sounds just stupid!
Ron: Don't freak out, Kim! Kim: I'm not. Ron: Well that makes one of us!
(on Ron's mascot costume) Bonnie: If you do this, than the whole entire school will laugh at you. Ron: But... Bonnie: Not with... AT Ron: But... Bonnie: Loudly and cruelly (Rufus licks banana cream filling off of Bonnie) Ron: You don't deserve to be kissed by a naked mole-rat.
(Ron is trick-or-treating in half a costume with younger kids) Ron: Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! Trick-or-Treatee: Happy Hallowe'en. Trick-or-Treater: Mister, could you not do "smell your feet?" It's really lame. Ron: Hey-hey! The Unicorn came to play. Trick-or-Treater: You're not a unicorn. You're just a horse's.
(Ron has poured nachos onto a tortilla) Kim: What are you doing? Ron: Taco meets nacho. I call it the "naco"! Kim: I call it "gross beyond reason." Rufus: Mmm! Naco!
Agent Will Du: Why must she constantly irk me? Ron: It's hard not to. You're very irk-able.
(after Ron Stoppable has complimented Senor Senior, Sr on his new bad-guy lagoon) Senor Senior, Sr: The piranha won't be here 'til Monday, but I assure you the Koi have not been fed in days.
Shego: (who has just endured being under mind control) DODGEBALL AND DODOS? Dr Drakken: Ooh. Shego: Do you have ANY idea what listening to you is like? It is SO BORING! (Shego chases Drakken away) Ron: Shouldn't we go after them? Kim: No, whatever Shego's going to do to Drakken is TEN times worse than anything *I* could come up with.
Monique: You're the dot! Ron: The manly dot!
(repeated line) Dr Drakken: Kim Possible, you think you're all that, but you're not!
(just before dropping Ron and Kim into a tank of sharks) Dr Drakken: I hope you can stay. Kim: For lunch? Dr Drakken: I wasn't going to say that. Ron: You were so "for lunch" Dr Drakken: Fine, stay for lunch! (drops them in)
Mr Steve Barkin: The home ec. teacher disappeared six years ago and nobody noticed until this morning.
Ron: I'd just like to point out that was two fences I jumped over and I didn't rip my pants! Kim: Let no one doubt your mad fence-jumping skills. Now come on! (a loud rip is heard) Ron: Oh!
Dr Possible: Remember: Candy is dandy, but fruit helps you poop.
(Repeated Line) Kim: What's the sitch?
Dr Possible: Morning, honey. How'd Cambodia go? Kim: Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snakey, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it. Dr Possible: Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?
(Ron is ambushed by monkey ninjas) Ron: Aw, Fuji. Why is it ALWAYS monkeys? Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed super models?
(Kim and Ron are tied above a pool of electric eels) Kim: Aren't you going to leave now? Falsetto Jones: Leave? What do you mean? Ron: Well, usually the villain says his lame pun and leaves, you know, "leaving us to our doom". Falsetto Jones: But then I'd miss the whole show. Where's the fun in that? I'm not going anywhere. Kim: OK, but I feel I must warn you, you are really breaking a supervillain tradition here.
Kim Possible: Are you going to live in fear because of some rules that only exist in your head? Ron Stoppable: Uh, yeah.
Senor Senior Sr: Junior, this is not a party. This is not a disco. This is not fooling around.
Senor Senior Junior: Love the nightlife? Love to boogie? Then come to club lair, conveniently located in Europe. Drive a little, party a lot!
Senor Senior Junior: I'm sorry, but this is a rather exclusive club, and you're not on the guest list. Senor Senior, Sr: Ah, the clever threat. Now, follow it up with a violent show of anger. Senor Senior Junior: But I'm mildly put off at best.
Shego: Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the "genius". Dr Drakken: Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the "mad". Shego: (sarcastically) Ooh, scary man.
Gemini: The Worldwide Evil Empire, also known as WEE. It's an acronym. Ron Stoppable: Acronym. Hmm, yeah, that's a school word. I should know this. Gemini: I am Gemini! Ron Stoppable: Dude, I am Virgo, but what's your name? Gemini: Gemini! Ron Stoppable: Oh, it's an acronym! Oh-kay!
Ron Stoppable: (Ron's new girlfriend goes off fearlessly to rescue some friends trapped by an evil despot) Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?
Ron Stoppable: Face it. Without me, you're just another freak-fighting cheerleader with a web site.
(Drakken has captured Kim and her mother) Dr Drakken: And so, Kim Possible and her... sister? Dr Possible: Is he hitting on me? Kim: No, sidekicks really confuse him.
Professor Dementor: Do you have any idea what the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer does? Dr Drakken: Something very dangerous, I'm sure, or else it wouldn't be top secret. Kim: *How* dangerous? Professor Dementor: The vortex it creates will be a contained disruption in the very fabric of reality! Dr Drakken: Space... time... e-energy? Professor Dementor: All will be twisted in a vortex of PURE CHAOS! (Drakken tosses the PDVI in an air vent then begins to walk away as Dementor follows) Professor Dementor: Did I mention that the vortex will be the size of the state of NEVADA? Dr Drakken: Oh. We're in Nevada. (nervous chuckle) How ironic.
Kim: (Ron is slurping the last of his drink) Is that really necessary? Ron: Uh yea! Every drop counts when you're a thousand miles away from free refills!
Bonnie: Kim Possible, you are such a loser! I mean, you wear that same, stupid outfit like, every day!
Dr Possible: I'm as nervous as a porcupine in a balloon factory.
Wade: Kim, look in your pack. Ron: (doing so) Hmm, lipstick... Wade: Actually, that's not ordinary lipstick it's... (it explodes in Ron's face) elastic constricting agent. Kim: Oooh... my compact! I've been looking for this! Ron: What does that do? Kim: It's a small mirror that allows me to check my face.
Dr Drakken: (describing his latest Doomsday device for Kim) First, you will be locked in this impenetrable safe. Then, the safe will be dropped into a bottomless chasm, which will then be filled with water. Next, I shall freeze over the top of the water with a 6-foot-thick sheet of ice. And finally, sharks and a man-eating squid will be released into the water... Shego: Wait, wait, wait... if the chasm is "bottomless," how can you fill it with water? (pause) Dr Drakken: It's very, very deep, all right!
Ron Stoppable: Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron! Monique: And that's not good? Ron Stoppable: I don't know. I mean, it's not like I haven't thought about this. I mean, who hasn't?
Ron: (talking in his sleep) No monkey touch, no monkey touch...
Ron: Sorry, Ron Factor!
Kim Possible: Did you analyze that gravy sample? Wade: Yup. Monique: And? Wade: You don't wanna know. (pauses) Not 'till after graduation. (pauses) From college. Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.
Ron: Do you have any daughters who'd like to go to an American dance? Heinrich: Nein! Ron: Whoa! Maybe one or two.
Ron Stoppable: (thinking he's cool) Hi. I'm Ron. That's R to the O to the hiz-N! Random Chick: (pushing flyer of ron being a loser at his chest, unimpressed) That's L to the O to the hiz-ER.
(Repeated Line) Tim Possible: Hicka-bicka-boo? Jim Possible: Hoo-sha.
Kim: (after Ron finds out she's jealous of Ron's new friend) Was it that obvious? Ron: Kim, you ate all his nacos.
Lord Monkey Fist: Ron Stoppable... Ron: You're the only one that gets my name right... I respect that.
Ron: Hmm... monkeyfist Rufus: (shivering) Uhhh... monkeys. Ron: Don't worry, Rufus, there's nothing to fear but fur itself.
Felix Renton: Great minds think alike! Ron: Yeah! What?
Felix Renton: (about Ron) Is he always this distracted on a mission? Ron: What?
Tim Possible: (after the TV has gone staticy) Dad, please! Jim Possible: You're a *rocket* scientist! Can't you *do* something? Dr Possible: Well, I could put it in geo-synchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.
Ron: (panicking, as usual) Aaahhh! An army of evil zombie snowmen! (more calmly) Ron: Man, I always knew that's what would get me.
Kids' show creature: You're a meanie! Dr Drakken: Am I? Well, get used to it. Kids' show creature: And you know who visits meanies... Mr Sitdown! Dr Drakken: Mr Whodown? (Mr Sitdown walks up and prepares to sit on Drakken) Dr Drakken: Oh, snap.
Ron: Why couldn't she just tell me she likes me? She was being all ninja about it. Kim: Well, you've got me...
Kim: (about Ron) Is this Yori girl dragging him around the world or something? Wade: Hmmm, sounds familiar.
Ron Stoppable: Check me, KP, I'm an arch foe.
(Drakken startles an arctic drill worker) Drill Worker: Mother of pearl, man! You scared me half to death! Dr Drakken: Only half?
Kim: (backstage at American Starmaker) Ron, this is so dumb, it can't work. Ron: (writing in a notebook) Yeah, chill down, KP, it'll work. Kim: (reading from Ron's notebook) Yo, listen up, hap a holler from Ron? Ron: I wanted it to sound like me. Kim: Why don't you shoot for sound like English?