Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time
2003 (TV)
Ron: 'Scuse me, scary orb thing? Where are you taking us? Robot: The attitude adjustment center. Kim: Isn't that the high school? Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit. Ron: Yep, high school.
(Drakken and Killagan are bickering aboard their jet airplane) Monkey Fist: Can you two buffoons take this outside? Duff Killagan: At 30,000 feet? Monkey Fist: Precisely.
(Monique is commenting on Duff Killagan's modus operendi) Monique: Golf balls that explode? Kim Possible: Welcome to my world.
Shego: I'm stuck with the Freak Stooges.
(the villians are discussing how best to use their newly-acquired time travel ability) Dr Drakken: I have run a complete analysis of Kim Possible's life, and have calculated the exact day when she will be most vulnerable. Shego: Sounds smart. Dr Drakken: We must go undercover, using this juvenator. Shego: Juvenator? Wh-wh-what's a juvenator? (Drakken activates the juvenator, which turns him into a 4-year-old) Young Drakken: Cool. Shego: Okay, just got dumb.
(explaning why he can't wait for Latin class) Ron: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating... (Rufus licks his lips) Ron: ... I already know my research project: "The Down-Low on J-Lo". Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language. Ron: No salsa? Kim: No J-Lo.
(Future Shego pulls Present Shego off to the side) Future Shego: Listen, we don't have a lot of time. Ok, actually, we do. Well... we will. Shego: When you want to make sense, just let me know. Future Shego: Grab the Time Monkey. Shego: Why? Future Shego: You need the Time Monkey. Shego: Can't I just use yours? Future Shego: No, this is mine! OK, well, actually it's yours too. I mean, well, it's the one you're gonna to steal, so technically... Shego: If you need me, I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose. Future Shego: Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal is gonna go south. So when it does, make sure you get that Time Monkey! Shego: Run through this again for me.
Dr Drakken: (surprised) KIM POSSIBLE? Monkey Fist: WHY do you always act SO surprised? Dr Drakken: (confused) Hmm... I don't know.
Shego: (threatening Ron) No touchie my monkie!
Kim Possible: Then we'll go lower. Ron Stoppable: Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here!
Kim Possible: (exiting the sewers) So far so good. Ron Stoppable: (frowning) Oh really? Tell that to my shoes.
Kim: (to Ron) I couldn't save the world without you.
Kim: (sadly watching Ron as he moves away) ... Bye Ron.
Ron Stoppable: (about Robo Duff) He's more robot than golfer now.
Kim Possible: Then we'll go lower. Ron Stoppable: Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here! Rufus: Pee-Yuu!
Kim Possible: I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego. Ron Stoppable: You're going to the future? Kim Possible: Yeah. Ron Stoppable: Okay, okay. From here on out... (cracks his knuckles) We're in this together, KP. Rufus 3000: But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible. Kim Possible: 'Impossible?' Check my name.
Ron: (to his past self) Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
Kim: (giving Ron his own communicator) Now you can call me or beep me, you know, if you wanna reach me.
Dr Drakken: Why you got to leave me hangin' like that, yo?
Shego: Hey, guys! Why don't you work as a "team", and put the stupid head on "together"? Dr Drakken: But I hate sharing! Duff Killagan: No sharing! Monkey Fist: Then we shall not share, together! Dr Drakken: Yes! (Drakken, Monkey Fist and Killigan struggles for control of the idol head) (Shego hangs her head and sighs in defeat)
Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.
Kim Possible: Didn't they miss me? Future Jim & Tim: (Jim) Oh, yeah. But, Dad always said ... Dr Possible: Well, at least Kimmie's just lost in the time stream and not staying out late with some *boy*.
Duff Killagan: Ah've got yer rebels right here, oh, Supreme One, no thanks ta Monkey Boy. Monkey Fist: There were so many mole rats. So naked!
Shego: I'm working with a guy named "Monkey Fist". My evil career is *so* in the toilet.