K-9
1989
Lyman: Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate? Dooley: Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job. Lyman: And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant? Dooley: Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.
Tracy: Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants? Dooley: Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.
(Helicopter pilots are shooting up Dooley's car.) Dooley: Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team. (Flames erupt underneath Dooley's car.) Dooley: I think somebody is mad at me. (Dooley's car explodes.) Dooley: DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me.
Dooley: Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!
(Dooley meets Jerry Lee.) Brannigan: There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana. Dooley: Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog. Brannigan: Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care. Dooley: Don't worry about the dog. Brannigan: It's not the dog I'm worried about.